EXTRA 100 Questions interview with Jinbao and Que Siming
**One Hundred Husband Questions – The Loveliest of All!**ZgfQjZUBRVjvkdZeMdQQdagozWZvIn
ZeOXqInrGNOXXVM**Interviewer: Lao Qian**ReWTjHgrUzjPvMyvkEvcUaMKFFWNUp
RqvPqfLuRyBUWRC**1. What’s your name?**SprJrljoNeghhvWAhQnQmwJHjOtcNR
iODfSKxSWDOFsqPQue Siming: Yue Siming.etLxiYsJgwCiPAHDOfRZqvdjvcdKxI
ldmgDJJcqPSTgpYJinbao: My name is Wang Erhu.cebdBaXJQeAADyxzLouHDnrNFKMQYJ
SbdfglQKbQIHJAwLao Qian: Wait, that doesn’t seem right. What is it exactly?FJNvcdkpPsklABWUxtRgBOzVICEYbS
nLsqMmiJGuUmxWpQue Siming: I’ve taken my master’s surname, Que, now. Originally, I changed it to sound similar but use different characters to avoid being hunted by the court.trvQguoFHEkvLQmVkoeVSmYYnZneyT
xyoRSnYtcQVyQQCJinbao: My birth name really is Wang Erhu. Jinbao was a name given to me when I was sold to the Jin household by the master.TKVwmSBKbUbjxsVyYUQakJkMjJGtwM
bNPcfDiCKiZcbfd**2. Your gender?**MNmOrdHcBhdtMiHtAmIcDnklybJuSs
RhFmERPYWiLhDNWQue Siming glances sideways.KXtvmrMrAppABbPyCQwsibdCxSCZTs
TdGuQbydGzhyXtQJinbao: Can’t you see for yourself?kpHDLvzStRRpmaNcHOXjvNPdgpnSsh
ziLtEEkFysXzDKW**3. What’s your personality like?**BDJTceVSLYLpdpinnRLBvPDvVbEECf
ICEMXagMvLFEDVeQue Siming: Handsome, dashing, a perfect gentleman, and a master of both literature and martial arts.IHcslrdIlOnYnsQqtWXrZyogFqXexV
dwDJZLTnkdawjxaLao Qian: == I meant personality.ugSyyfkKlIygyokVCFjnrTfGUIpFmD
fcCvTqCWmhvulNQJinbao: I think a person should be honest, trustworthy, and kind at heart.vWaIdttoaPwpXcgqqgsHETmygGxteR
vRntFCaKcitgHjw**4. How would you describe the other person’s personality?**uNVtJrdowQkXieKFkeNzPYtlbIOobp
aAfLWNYMAjHhWaxQue Siming: Dumb as a rock.kDBKPcMTXLsoAatxieytRoqnbPiqQm
vqjswGpujCsEfwDJinbao: What did you just say?! You may be clever, but sometimes you’re morally crooked…AjxIqQBtKERefuxLZHzTsuDVBFjtQk
UFTaVDmUUJzDOiXQue Siming: How am I crooked? Is your butt itching for trouble?qfseIwexkAxYndMkzKhxjlgPOIBgKP
XZzSnFoJVhEQvkOLao Qian: We’re still a long way from the explicit questions, so calm down.WuueOTEZuuKvoEclqKtQAZYMYjpQnO
vOpffuMfiymGZjM**5. When and where did you two first meet?**tLZnbWsUfamHHSwgeEleJgwtYZphXj
sEiKejEmtdrrspeQue Siming: I was five years old, back at my family home in Huaixi. He crawled into my estate through a dog hole.ALZcNEQaqLUumozJmmagDlssfmkCwO
RTFHfkqzBnfvMzVJinbao: Yeah, as soon as I poked my head through, he was waiting there to knock me out cold.NvOFBrpYnYJwkflGWJHoMxNYIoxCiB
PusiDjZJpSVIXOtQue Siming, surprised: You still remember that?uwfcspwfeHgrAbbRTmSNVaudkEGmaY
mDsSmCSaCEjWSPrJinbao: How could I forget you hitting me with a stick?BDbfvkrSINkYRHuDlgFLUKFHAdjCIF
vLMGRqXskyWEPZr**6. How did you get to know each other?**IVAGQKHannTcMZjpRPXCVdNLOVMhMV
RGELWudVspXixWLQue Siming: I was bored, so I kept him around to play with me.JPofVYOgfQvByDnsiYaboFtvWhUHjy
xXjnMokOuUTJhXzJinbao: Well, that’s how we got to know each other…AadVsasIkIIgybVLEVUpYZVGOnnEfo
LnpWKZKvKwFZboe**7. What was your first impression of each other?**sGbvOLqSzcNstNEZSvEXUYwaMLMUoc
IaUERqMjHescnsmQue Siming: Filthy.SbIldInAYGXOYIhzEYCKLVfoXkkPZf
OxvRGkyxWgDZieiJinbao: … Like a little fairy.WjRMqhCTHurksRrRgmJCBlSizUwwyx
bdOqSlOKPiahcdO**8. What do you like most about the other person?**qFdNVPxrOOATucAmVLmgVKxFBrOZjV
AzepWlnolObQMqeQue Siming: Tasty.AzQNjNsYkHOpDCqkNJmejdSkvVlZRa
RZlQcayyyMPMlFXJinbao blushes: It’s hard to say…kSZHrSknFjWCTpkprQtlnAyoPjswnd
wvAulaRTAalnSDAQue Siming: What’s so hard about it? I’ve got so many praiseworthy qualities—just pick a few!edLnzIWNZLRKShGDTFZZZenjUSGyBr
MNNumauRPKJArPgJinbao continues blushing: R-really, it’s hard to put into words…tMkSzOpRKxmLMWWFroYXGDuAGsvvYI
jJuKyyEWjOMiMcIQue Siming smirks: Let me answer for him—he likes my nightly enthusiasm and my gallant prowess in bed…vaNlMDqtTIkDUUjCBaicjdQzjhNvVv
QLhYMOUZmdNseiDJinbao glares: Get lost!oarGkhCqxTDMjSjZMDwlITpiARYHXf
iuRLbXGyuHIxMgN**9. What do you dislike most about the other person?**oxZifrZqqHuISzfjHVWpAATBpkFUTX
uENohqdAAlqHJzAQue Siming: He’s a bit too stubborn.KBHYjMlfEpVdCSDRcoVRFGeMjEliYT
SupHlHxNJBLdyiqJinbao: He’s unreasonable, or when he is right, he won’t let it go. Sharp-tongued and hard to get along with.uvWTlgtrEaGEvhABeyxnZppKAWBlxI
SOkzrjtHjZiRWFNQue Siming: Oh, you’re really pushing it now.ZfsBanfsjzlgkzQRTMRbaRXDhHSYEU
nXgPQGnaDqaGwjkJinbao: I’m just telling the truth.gKQbUYdgBpPqxPlXFLAyMaTsOdIUrg
rjBEqgwPlEoCpeq**10. Do you think you two are compatible?**aOXZTpoBEhlkRnqNlfJpRZHdtZrTcJ
dZIYCQWzuxuSqdyQue Siming: Hell no. He never compliments me.iTdXBpHHOymPgvteiIBHMXINfOQhba
mNrRiAZnZRIpgMAJinbao: Well… we manage.qEORKlnNkyLlalrbEdVPHmZmJfuyXi
doOnDHCtPxjIFRG**11. What do you call each other?**xVnoxrkRhTUGrtPDhuJnZzEWOQGZZa
uKaRbLZdeBNmoclQue Siming: Little Tiger.KAleaJKpHdHGHDJZgLaorUveGGlVPc
SYPSgfreJkkbUeDJinbao: Que Siming.mrVrMaLLrjtaQFllaICwsAhEOPGdRN
tfEnoMNZwIMMRztLao Qian: That’s not very passionate, is it?cUyShPfjHyvgGJSRLJvzBZqwaGwTEv
BZjAblDKFxrNMmU**12. What do you wish the other would call you?**sTCyabbvLMlkmYVfooFNMtdKRIiJUz
CYATCovHttfknMjQue Siming: Husband, sweetheart, darling.FiELlsyaaSGrOqLrXoXZTCMFoEQuyK
SpMtXtEWAcJKBfPJinbao: Just call me Little Tiger.UinNoKoykyFLQiVBisHDtrvkeBJqUK
KnXOQXUUzVIReCK**13. If the other person were an animal, what kind of animal would they be?**DuYzIvSYYCkyUCNdBQyEBzrFqHJSVf
QIoOUHNRHOVDdxPQue Siming: A little dog—dumb, clumsy, and easy to please.BOHbOawGWqlpYiLngYZpFqyxisYBGr
sRVbRBaPLcvZqctJinbao: A vicious, sinister beast, like a wolf.FQipvAexWEssUhaoKmBKBzwtRBZyOy
dGowjBNXyEbHCbY**14. What would you give the other person as a gift?**vcQksglZviLeNOdADUBrseypunhYJZ
ynIWtHGKdkIHTbuQue Siming: I wouldn’t bother—keeping him well-fed down there is better than any gift.KqtGrUHqjjpsHwtyetFbzyDukehPsU
IZxDwMMLqqfkIlHJinbao: Screw you.HGUJYpwyCaoMemYfbaDzitYkYDOlOf
UmiPsecoGpzCMQhLao Qian: Ahem, let’s stay civil.hmlcNOAcfQQPwHSQVtlUjubtauRGci
FjrTTYtsyVqQtiaJinbao: He doesn’t need any gifts. Dealing with his endless demands every day is already enough work.qdHjaNqMGRLtwXFEjoPqNeHAHNNLjg
lBgsrXDjdXcwoav**15. What would you like to receive as a gift from the other person?**emXGMQtMCGhIqblQrNYZLSBhTyCNGo
GeaiNByPTTYsslAQue Siming: It’d be nice if he could be a little wilder.EugdVIbUFmZxsXtNKEFjFjwwZgIeod
VHFmWbJkKlYLrdlJinbao: Just let me rest for a few days.CfYloLJmPxqQPVldRzAFsdZREdhhmL
PhHsNzDtmFXRVdG**16. Are you dissatisfied with the other person? How so?**LZuziHTtKitjBKFmXFxEWsCspLbZcQ
karDPpNARHKcbQYQue Siming: He’s becoming more disobedient.MPIpPJqdQucSJwPyJBktORyWWrYNlG
TqkMmERMpzfaZpUJinbao: He’s a bit clingy, which can be annoying.wnoMeGChLTMMYRbMcCXzHXZqYszwVG
yUhaDqaBDbLCfrZ**17. What’s your hobby?**cydxzenCINBmboiCYdrWnzJOYzweZr
wvUowcwsMMeVaoiQue Siming: Him.MJlrAxCzArFSuTiSKrkfZMjRrDPzaR
UJCpFNEVbuVfWWtJinbao: Recently, I’ve found fishing to be quite fun.wtvzDLqStILIWyXRfnaVkbnArAfVio
EGCJVQlNoTUahnn**18. What’s the other person’s hobby?**cQhamVNuSeWUPNGevwoMDJlBGoGRIi
dnVbiVTYYiZZRSVQue Siming: He likes to buy cheap, useless stuff. Small-minded and meddlesome.lpLAoRaEWdoXqhzGYPorlQeqojbgCm
tLwDuBClzFMYsjlJinbao: His hobby is tormenting others.PrQgOFYsPcqoEeIElgXtLneQzqoEli
YFmlGLGsQeHrwfN**19. What’s your biggest flaw?**hfUVLLoMPOqLZPCPydSmKHLzhTGEZo
YWBabujIWueRYdOQue Siming: I’m just strict with myself and others.joIaVVAxOPATMQUtVXDMCdSHObfTwN
FFJDQNxXPQjvNnCJinbao: … I wish I were smarter.LaAzOQAeLjuJOuDlPuMwDJMAJLYnCp
ayOEAHvZxVGhCZR**20. What do you hate most about what the other person does?**PbtHhdsYAycHBcRQcZcdGdcxUrMtVf
DyqDEUjzYJlPHauQue Siming: Saying “no”—“no,” “I can’t,” “I won’t,” “I don’t want to.” It gets on my nerves.esriCYWBrxNUyMLvxSzpqVrTdqJIat
BUqaENMPmSZDXmiJinbao: When he just won’t stop once he starts.rnpWIlgIcCmUKsOeLJgRMzcWVTEDmd
KxOHOaWmiUBOGOa**21. What would make the other person angry?**wlsLLRosNXqcMzVHyCNLyLQFyndxuv
CGIsZHwEaUmizOCQue Siming: The usual stuff married couples do. Why get mad over that? Seriously.RLajfRmrIMAxbhwUCQkzEZwsFCjOjF
uuDMWFiRlDLBRWRJinbao: I just want to sleep, but he won’t let me.lKLHxjTfNydPfEIeSDjXpRYjNlJiiq
cToffjkoSuIQXLe**22. What’s the current status of your relationship?**YGMKWgmXOuLrvHkiuPkRUGGPrQkHSM
hqaEGcpyqMIhbjVQue Siming: We’ve had a wedding. What do you think?SeapSjCcVMnFMxXmodAdThzSUaFuCz
sGlKSoMiJBswdbXJinbao: Yeah, we… we’re married.sRbDfOJOwJzKMKinfGPuzUTLndGZqw
nlXCdrYWwBFzZyK**23. Where was your first date?**lhAPTnVIDvJrLqxbIdQdSqaDNCboVr
QEFBUQkqBWOOhnxQue Siming & Jinbao: A date? What’s that?NhtZdbCgzbktcLEJyKpvymzXTKTama
wsmXuHjTFTahveGLao Qian: (crying internally) Yet another non-starter question…
**24. What was the atmosphere like at the time?**fFdzTkzmXDjCcFNqLijwNRrNsOgUNO
Que Siming: There’s always tension between us.TNZQcGuScuJdbfLJFMmlhitoRIzLvT
etqQzIlMYDxaqFZJinbao: I agree with that.htYVGldhXVhppmdZooPusvgGaAYjjg
KwnTHTJCpzORHqB**25. How far had things progressed at that point?**gaTySEKbWctvULttawFAzGpKUyevHq
xfVXgeQRKWfUOSsQue Siming frowns: What kind of question is this? Skip it.AJaurEZpUlWvucYTCegfuAtNqinPEw
aKXLLDJXoCHWeEWJinbao, looking confused: I don’t get it either.hptlwtNBUJKxynjKqJUKeynNjRZgYG
wjBmKkuKRTCXggu**26. Where do you usually go on dates?**DJvJiSBjPhoXlxgYCoFJtLDnRwimGw
eWZPSksOnzMsRaSQue Siming looks like he’s about to explode.wMIAhMqYlQeLOuZiulEzutBAgpSxSz
yVKBHShPCpTdknUJinbao grabs his sleeve: Don’t get angry over everything.bGomKqLzmVtzzlyMTpihqnrReywYMG
TOUOEKjlqrpDJGS**27. What do you do for the other person’s birthday?**JCnscidYgRQmGfauajASpIaBCKRkcB
izXuzWizDPUQQeAQue Siming: I don’t even know when your birthday is. What do you want to do?OilEiPqWTDCKwhqYfNbxiHfwBoUazN
KPXsHSSmQLAzqSzJinbao: I don’t know either… Maybe just cook a few extra dishes?xORQQjLDpUwBlnFbzIrffAzMJRgnLR
TeVqCFZKwPDKnsdQue Siming: How boring. Why don’t we do it on the roof?joiiGSKhQsJiHFmvDBkaoowbTvPZpz
vIjabwbxZdqiYVcJinbao: Go to hell.nLFTkFWiNfTZeVGNogKjxtrcDYJuXm
BiampVUnoKGAtrLQue Siming: How about on my birthday then?nbJAubDbOFMsGmslAkqBZpaNPpUGKP
zmvNtNdOtRThlcbJinbao: Screw off!fpEfojdKpvESqdCyVBpmwWJlIQDjtk
rvpIZHRmdkfPWFn**28. Who confessed their love first?**BoXZolhqNiFCrxMBblNwlfUZPtyEZT
eKjtdZDdHDbqrprQue Siming: He did.mSoRCCMmluWcfDChCLcDKOZOsNKxEF
qQdMsrdajBYWirQJinbao blushes: When we were kids, I think I was the first to say it.aKxpHtpOkThSMfMUTZUIyhDoAIeKiP
VVJtRRtGPVjJmBy**29. How much do you like the other person?**GhQqiSbFmHvhkbbsocRejnwLKZMEtU
fELLVzkEkWhCYHNQue Siming glares: Who do you think you are, asking me this? Lao Qian starts sobbing again.ezTOOVpnlsOCJPiqpGMLkvcsSdCeKd
PfNDbYCBTocsQxaJinbao’s face turns redder.LTsoFrAuEXhybqJecmLpEhjVvcSoNJ
GKFLrcrOCcTuhHM**30. Do you deeply love the other person?**zOlVzDReqfiKkqjqiFiAjXoTkTwpum
uRNxOVmecQtVMbwQue Siming snorts, turns his head away arrogantly.OUVDyktpLuyBNydiKFRkkkeIpYayhj
eTCjMgMlsbOQpISJinbao’s face could drip blood as he lowers his head in embarrassment.QrNYLSxTOLRBXBOUxGNAhzTxiXnVvt
XknUVaGPMRCMqBS**31. What are you most afraid of the other person saying?**VqdNDiunTfycifgbdFcwObCOBABNFk
rRNscqlfBnFlLlBQue Siming: I’m not afraid of anything he says.ZQhHJKdljuZWbGYDexQOunCcuTXUCE
QdcWKJZfZHGwPQZJinbao: Not… enough…pbphsWhzCmiBgRfIZpshPDLpFJhphA
VhkemchgtEhuZLB**32. What would you do if you suspected the other person of cheating?**NokMUnVAEVVamQNtqAtssdWWgoAmOk
saGOyceNEixSEaHQue Siming’s eyes widen: He wouldn’t dare. I’d castrate him.QHCkxCDSrQXVcokTUTFUIxUtgULCPL
GhPNZYZgIcWZtmCJinbao: I wouldn’t let it go either. I’d beat him to death.CspPUEGlhZaVytbEgMmrwUhblFTxWm
IkXyzwOqeWRCSBA**33. Could you forgive the other person for cheating?**rLbJfFfutagZnFudGTgAmToqvjqIGo
QeozltEaoplqgilQue Siming: I’d castrate him.ypKKqZaTOHFXmkTUpSkNJxvipUFPda
fGhVakSiBhxsnnjJinbao: No way.gCCexhwOuuGnpautdYZzZGSnlYcLaX
XaRgOjgdldNSjCo**34. If the other person was an hour late for a date, what would you do?**VdYWVlUfjkRFjrEJOiBguSgnKDbbUg
NyJTGmMUnWbPArFSkipped.xVSiZSpNNYKwdZLlxUxxnJWvSsLqqj
lhdmtNmMzCEWzqZ**35. What’s your favorite part of the other person’s body?**SdwytsPzTFKUBpphWRYjFzkBzjpQsy
scCmDFgpkGmDWljQue Siming: Everywhere, but especially down there…tssrZpGqCKBDNhTsITYMImcnyPTiyJ
kCqCvEbeSnOeVqNJinbao covers his mouth: His eyes, his eyes!KOsyumVgUWYwawpAVREKODPFbxiMob
tlFWBgUioRFJXzt**36. What makes the other person sexy?**xsNFBipglRivbPfJXYcTmBqABukHKZ
jOsfzuupQEHDSimQue Siming: He doesn’t even have to do anything, and he still drives me wild.ZPRGSwofVglwisNuOSaJNUglGBWfEp
vRdTScHpXHpFzChJinbao: He’s really good-looking.oveLWMOrImYegSiBdupSirPDVcIzez
srNDgkDJudNjHjz**37. When does your heart race because of the other person?**LWxCPigOsLSGSivplNMhxDzpVtMEcK
aOSnQAfjZqkZsJdQue Siming: When he takes the initiative.HfoaocOjJaZOarpfvposCrFXHriHOk
WKPQhBYUJAshxTSJinbao: When he’s being gentle.lasqKnLVzPJzzryCspyLuOkYiZOlPp
uEoaqexmWebLMjz**38. Would you lie to the other person? Are you good at lying?**ocCKVYdqLnwpbOnUYZgHWTejqmhODQ
jZyDmEVsVKIPRWiQue Siming: Why would I lie to him?BhqelWGHjuToqnmqmixEaUuMUqoNUO
zeMfVHwcjOxMEwoJinbao glares: You’ve lied plenty of times—hardly anything that comes out of your mouth is true. I wouldn’t lie.iszUocagPFkYHZJrDoSYhjPzpBCBgb
aQaUDJtJIgKEguG**39. When do you feel happiest together?**IQDRxcGucrrryJQSYeOHIuJsxzKMTJ
rmoVXCFHYeIfImmQue Siming: When we’re doing *that*.AZdmpKTPOZcLuUzdWKBepMhrfWtRaf
HZrEHfzEdAmBXPHJinbao, blushing: Just seeing him is enough.TyTYRPmtVilgOiZuYRzQDZBMZsDmKV
aLNsomsZGsZUpyx**40. Have you two ever argued?**WpWqNhixkGswbUaqAKWxUgQVpCNKWF
FAxUPuGbzrHLEJaQue Siming: Almost every day.XopoCrKeIfSmAnxuFcOdfjtwkhFAQQ
dtsZpNeVhhmgHQMJinbao: Yeah, we argue almost every day, and every few days we end up fighting. Our personalities don’t really match.pBgHaJRCCNmHOsCIFwGSUznFwVyebY
snOTlEjLJRMtTqW**41. What do you argue about?**URVcoJKQrLFQTbnTSmrDeleSMNQRyx
cDWqIKOIUvnmOdYQue Siming: He gets upset over every little thing, constantly picking fights.OOmmNIDRgpPLpBZonnKYYwxXFWwIsd
HhSzzjcQYxJycifJinbao: Is that me picking fights? I ask you not to make things difficult for the servants, not to test medicine on people, not to bully kids, and not to keep me up all night. You’re clearly in the wrong—I can’t just stand by and let you do the wrong thing.bdqfYQtLRoDWTxZLpWKYVbhBrRmpKy
GTQmVZmjSkVdNUEQue Siming, unimpressed: You’re always meddling.pHduSzdRCFhMfYpwLuLYYlmSoSaEVx
pBYiTvNkudMErAU**42. How do you make up after a fight?**mSzgGSmMRDHbYPcUtouFRwiErWGKrs
ILyRoChJkCwUzpqQue Siming: We sleep it off.hJcHXCcCuASvKhsLJRJeBPgHSRoiWw
xXbjFBfTRWhWyNjJinbao, blushing: That’s true. I can’t really do anything with this scoundrel.XXtFFZMxkNklcgAGBuZONwjmMcVzjj
DDyrPZIrIPEFwdZ**43. Would you want to be lovers in the next life too?**xeLaTmDKMBlqeFqApzHifmKeRLFMVh
ToTuwUYQHkjwaaRQue Siming: Forget it. I’ve had enough of him in this life—I’ve been stifled long enough.OydoJBNqhtheKseBNYyeFPscbNrXPM
plqUoHBzWvUEDEfJinbao: If the next life is this exhausting, I’d rather not be reincarnated at all.
**44. When do you feel loved?**frzSEAszVCMsQJGAphPlvbHRRBwckD
Que Siming: He actually cares a lot about me… even when he’s angry, he still comes back to me.LaICGJSDIdVCDUeXbGPpQCiggdUnFl
JlTncyfEMSbuoEqJinbao: He’s always protecting me, even though he doesn’t say it out loud.lZEoMSQBchgDtPiFzsLgMBjOYgpjER
BWqrpWwkewnAiBF**45. When do you feel like the other person might not love you anymore?**ZApohjURTKhjGwGRnKFkXtIDBrLDcO
mChIeNENZctBjyOQue Siming: I won’t give him that chance.FNgIxdvEOvroSbyfCSSmbLfJYafhfI
MwEtvuinMVJMBHlJinbao: Maybe if he didn’t cling to me every day…DeAFtixXmbUZWIxiPeEYqMxdHRDXne
NaCfwcHABAjbepp**46. How do you express your love?**poBGvHTboHPAhophVRNFdkAydavPeX
ufUSrAoZaOVgvGxQue Siming: By making him feel like he’s in heaven and hell at the same time.ObvjauxULvLBtzpLBoQwgJPUkBZoBZ
XWeFzYjioKqMXDfJinbao: You jerk! Can’t you stop being so vulgar when you talk?lXRVsMIXlPtwKNLumzrtIBtKMgMvke
IDjBOqoXzowbcVOQue Siming, dismissively: That’s just how I am. What about you? How do you show your love? Because I sure don’t feel it.bZmDlZCiudbUdjsJevQwjaoRPVKRaV
ZWDUXxjGrZsUsojJinbao: I—I’m always trying to fix your twisted personality!qtoyNdFeyIQztlPbvCPahNJwQdaGdZ
LsozbnScDTrJofI**47. What kind of flower suits the other person?**ndKiiqiwwsGIXfaxXJbTaqrCQGlUIK
JmVgeHEsnCwZfFMQue Siming: I’m not interested in that girly stuff.hhgxiBYMbyDhwxdbzwwnPlhmqnRKhq
QPfIsiTIEjgSFPuJinbao scratches his head: I don’t know much about flowers, but I’d say a peony—it’s both vibrant and beautiful.FtmOiLvGgFoAbiHXJXfYtLkZFqgoIz
KUgcvDkPWGznuCk**48. Is there anything you’re hiding from each other?**CuuypHCJYIzzivvaGpaDSyqzYJtFtT
veQpHAvWZYhLIDWQue Siming: If it’s a secret, why would I tell you?JXhLkFmaHOzBjsozbmJutgPjmCsRNh
QkKedCoQFKZyWqbJinbao: Nope, he can always figure it out anyway.MOHAbcfmtGJxpkfMMUDRjapcIDrAkE
TersXdfyUNcfREK**49. Is your relationship public or secret?**EvnUSkNIfmBWgpMeQKzwIMpXIksAsv
alEDwwXKcXSYnbWQue Siming: Everyone knows.yFiNEAPPfNBAyrZFHLPRxbXQHAusCV
PMLbQlceENbNfhPJinbao: Everyone knows.wabXMBewqQLmegdCxeHThmpRbxnlTg
fcWtbPcxUekCjFz**50. Do you believe your love will last forever?**drLAwwTMQtsTMSZdbTaKVEPJqMUwJH
JkTCbFbWhgpwBXyQue Siming: At least in this lifetime, I’m not letting him go.QeTtuZWqvFbWzZAGOtsnsXJTxZQaXl
UpPrllacKetanHPJinbao: I’ll take responsibility for him until the end.QCxwsHEvFaADLbGslQLbdvXZOowaNU
TKlSaHlqdOVBMLQ—usrVdqrRyRZJBqaeCUtqsZbrxiFzhG
XAaZImhXaZxeiYI**Now, onto the explicit questions, in true Lao Qian fashion. Please make sure no one is watching.**jihxoWHjRJojelIMxNMkiiQpGcdHvb
cWmRQaLfEozEXoS**51. Are you the top or the bottom?**ylzPpnWkzxQQqqaJSmRhffUDZQpzhC
LewrXjXqKnsSXTgQue Siming: Obviously, I’m on top.ocNbKrXAEeexHdicLwUEqxINqYAHCl
CsaRLASyyRpcBkSJinbao pouts in silence.wEPtCxtamwkBMhBzipPafgAsJJwyJL
drhcJTybGqiimkV**52. How was that decided?**gTYeKAOxouDceZyYAieZDwbcPbHaCV
CTgAdagacaYQvIoQue Siming: He can’t beat me in a fight.aiVNIuyWxoairEYCihboMTFWqgHAot
TuHGPwycWFODFHAJinbao: That’s just how it started… I didn’t want it at first, but I couldn’t overpower him.WuVPJnPfgftoMpBfgwZoGCtKeiioOO
sNIIExCWdcmyfuG**53. Are you satisfied with this arrangement?**SMOFnCoOoVbbOKeCPJnQrkPwNVlwnL
tFgXjFqoXbpYTSAQue Siming: Very satisfied.aVValEkbNHcreXwpfZcpADmAsNmPfL
AYuWnbbhOvyrxnuJinbao: Well, since it’s how things are now, and we both agreed, I guess I’m okay with it.DZwbgBrjVELywVvarLVcYbRWxAlpCe
jdnxpwSdbDBVnPS**54. Where did it happen for the first time?**RRSLYZAZDvRJETlLfeLUjeALfTeGNQ
oMVEmtxeGXpexMiQue Siming: Dali.crjIQjxRciDnmiVqtcpvAhXcQIVztK
tKhmVDCLTsWnZKFJinbao: In Dali, at the Su family estate, in his room.uTqUiuglcLKOhDproKBBzEYWlBgvzE
cxmoEPEtQLaxpcr**55. What were your thoughts at the time?**QTmjVsLuHCgKyrwjtPNaSyFYQkchOu
jLjxVDZHNTGzIYHQue Siming: It was amazing, especially when he started crying.lbozOzHiSKrPiMPZxlHWIJrGQnJatw
RvflRbLpTBOofFEJinbao: It hurt, I didn’t want it, and I wanted to bite him to death.JPVzykzJGYKZjAbEZAsSPPMxMbqkxI
CUGOMNaBPecWWAQLao Qian whispers: Isn’t that basically rape?FGvApzZWtTMughZuEYTJrQbQIUuYWQ
xAkoAjKPZCeMRmDQue Siming glares: What did you just say?sumhToQBaEcPHefUADkwfurUwYqspK
QhOloTHlKwCFHPq**56. How was the other person during that time?**fHXtaquMIGbIqyWhwCTlaCYuCTiblG
PXLYvUZSxJKEJxQQue Siming: He wasn’t too willing at first, but in the end, he still came.TFSnvvEYJstaaBFTqRylamesfZHBJw
faqlBSZQYHxxlZNJinbao: Like a ghost, a pervert, terrifying.cLTRFEuqMtGsjgmdJORHrBRZzBRnjL
QCJVWeqvUFwPWQQ**57. What was the first thing said the morning after the first night?**AVfFpadJrByjVGcnfKZFgobcQoLDdK
zPTfFeqayXSQVKRQue Siming: When I got back the next day, he had already run off.QNOkDNytLoRMvatfODcIEHgdUpGBmE
dZUfxcZFmcgRcTrJinbao: I ran away.QktgqbrZjnzrUgPtWaBRrJStUHjPCb
FZCEbfUSZrvyOqd**58. How many times a week do you do it?**cysNBQhMixOEHCOcxRugPeKXMRqdBk
fRLblWuoZdynKvOQue Siming: As long as he doesn’t put up too much resistance, we do it almost every day.oTrehZuZbHmNNYBcUrnbiXOZyKDdyk
dOxvFxiCJqILYeiJinbao: How could I not resist?!tGwGiLJTcJYBetUmxgnZQMMqyOAhrk
JfNDkzpTepobpqh**59. What’s your ideal number of times per week?**PPgegDFJhixIyaRNOEEbiLZplfSYJZ
JLphCkcHfTCnILPQue Siming: Ideally, every day.SZHcdtMZPDXmCKOPuNAuJlfgzoxxKd
iXnXjqXSTwdvxGfJinbao: I think twice, maybe three times at most.anHvjVrErOafXTCXTIwwUxwTbEJDBY
fYEFnOxFBwaggHw**60. What kind of “H” is it?**TyyOVGhVLHCRqJrtSIkcXNQwCAatnR
mMLCXaLsjcnubvqQue Siming: What do you mean?VbEtkFtTLwneWxuBdlHcQsEGkXAGle
hRUqHtRVvnhwgVlLao Qian: You know, *that* kind of thing.mCKpSqeyXvpJiNQxAHicvkHqzyjtcS
CEYoRPmZKjaVbgOQue Siming: Oh, with him, I can forget everything else.SrGYcXcDOuiLJimprTWZJQliDNerDt
gNEotPfIYJpJstwJinbao: I’m usually out of it, barely conscious.inXNAnNbDvivGVFAwTKhgkCrssQmrY
nBMixTameflilsa**61. Where are you most sensitive?**oaZdRdRwbWnjcKYGiYoEqUGWquXRvb
CebueuEKOMngMYwQue Siming: Anywhere he touches becomes sensitive.VSUlKrjWIcyktiwszfxLobOHtPhrZG
SgQYGgImGSOGMRRJinbao: I’m not really sure… but he seems to know where to touch.osMwiCYllRbwyEaknrobPBLCPTDmwi
RhSucTOQxvRNdvS**62. Where is the other person most sensitive?**wHeWOCGzJPRegjbgeKpqNdtuoZxHfZ
YWTigLqgGLwHkHeQue Siming: His neck, inner thighs, waist.nOzZCtXZHURmyFEwAGKHkfJOeRQaMo
dxIhPiqgdXMDEocJinbao: When I kiss him, he gets really excited, so it must be his mouth.lDtvPFWlKfaPCjkrbUZrLiHONzhzVw
GhkbsvewyQGitpvQue Siming: I get excited because you rarely take the initiative.bKJTNfhzzDUyuggXNvmoIuHyUlMBMU
hftqBPfvuUiLvRpJinbao: Oh…awWhQXGBtidBpKVULscyUHLUooemvp
jbhjsmFmYDErUJOQue Siming: Can’t you say something more than “oh”? Like, “I’ll take the initiative more often from now on”?uDKfkvSxBrXbtfYTZeYGfOZzGdSUlE
TmKBrgKjxaPvOpYJinbao: If I take the initiative, you’d torment me all night long. No way!oscvTtjiTIIfUNpMDwCBhlYyzmYQfH
HUmFzXSnUvIQtUZ**63. What do you want to say about the other person during “H”?**jBHVhDAQXHbbSDIyVKjjeirgsBkibL
vPNQBccJuxgIUkNQue Siming: His moaning sounds great. He doesn’t need to hold it in anymore.YuFiLwOprQAlHyqTSyGLyrooRtPStD
tTsGvdblCeIHPFbJinbao: I like seeing your face during that time…xLmLNJbcCfGiUluwhynupHDTqpQBPa
bulWCgwFVUKdmSQ**64. Do you like “H” or dislike it?**YXWSSssRnxlEfEeYGTZeZANzqDpuWL
NQzoNPkwjpRKEXQQue Siming: Of course, I like it.CJehBVplIFfLNiXsBIbZHbHQxCsGwU
fcsdHCLcZkeUnlwJinbao: I… like it…euiJREqmfjyYtWnbWHlhNbRolkQfoM
KGmcbISkrOCjnGX**65. When do you feel the urge for “H”?**KHeecpuNURFCwLMFfVwBzrdGVWSZOf
LEZUXlgllBRsUTOQue Siming: Anytime.BIZfqhMnsyzotECOgXsaDrjyzqrYIL
aYdnFpbidfBhLNpJinbao: When the mood strikes, it just happens naturally.zvmNgNpAYFoTdUvbSrhMlfoUPslJub
LJWiNqjtNFkUGCp**66. Is there a place you want to try “H”?**CXRMsGcqTVErfrzXrtgLVyHutxfhhx
yyzUyqbWgWjVFioQue Siming: On the roof, in a tree, and I want to try it on horseback again.LPfuEzQMqZrOmVzmpPEFwevlMkLjRN
oEwVXeKPesYZbPQJinbao: I really like the back mountain of the Medicine Valley.ZMcczXTuLsGUWHWJnlXTJjWllDYYRq
KrNafRVTAlXnjMY**67. Do you shower before or after “H”?**xGmMfUlNtRJoEPhdgkRnFNNcPrzIiD
urotGLLlGHPvaJZQue Siming: Both, or sometimes we shower while doing it.iUqZCzqYuQfjnKoGATSPsiodzinEDu
owGXKiDkdDHCMWrJinbao: It’s usually both, and he helps me clean up afterward.niBJuTrCkSfKRlqKyGFYLEuHvoecZr
gGZNGHeLQFVJdhA**68. Do you agree on anything before “H”?**FMYOUiyLKtZCmxUwWMpVgXteDrAppP
vhYHuvpencjIkaqQue Siming: He usually bargains with me over how many times.foiMLrrlMIFPcfrHvsRpBsjIJsETtI
VlsCQkmeIVNSbsBJinbao: And he always breaks his promises.YfvmRRZnXqbgRJKGuaEBAovxKvrCcK
uoQhDSujssfHduA**69. Have you ever done it with anyone other than each other?**nrVDXiKymgZUIiYthoIDbozmQJhtqF
FhxbQmXMwluEditQue Siming: I have in the past.uVPaxdnNhUQAIMvaXQnEjjJnCBOmQX
KElJaAoicJIVIagJinbao: No.HLAsCsUybZNsMfmzRAdSHGDzNmGwuG
MKflUlwwGgNaIxZQue Siming, sneering: Otherwise, I would’ve already chopped off Lou Jingyu’s hands.kElwnUxiVhItFzXUJYTAmrwGFsvqvp
MtKsRzQGaaVmHYw**70. How do you feel about “No feelings necessary, just physical”?**IqVfKjmcmRBxldHlNjUFfGOYuQHXES
qahCLIHkpzgMGLvQue Siming: If he didn’t like me, I’d lock him up and keep doing it anyway. There’s no way he’s leaving me.TbThyoRxlCEnxytLNbJHWgQtPoxBCf
vCIkSaehBLxFnpqJinbao: That’s something only beasts would do!vfQxlqKswSvztjKPXLhGqrdndyDfMg
BBHCbkdDViUZVWPQue Siming: Then you’re being done by a beast!zHCzlxFPaQztaRdFwQUNYVEULBgfKv
GEOdJxsMYDSYfExJinbao, furious, stands up to leave, but Que Siming pulls him into his lap, holding him tightly. “Alright, alright. I was just kidding. You were born to keep me in check.”OTzGZEXiMNAUgFOcGzZVYwcIrSxszt
kGWnejtzNNxbOMI**71. What would you do if the other person was raped?**WLgzNqrSlrBeDlKsDLBYWZnOrIdjZB
jXtqlAuZeGYahFDQue Siming, face darkening: I’d chop the guy into pieces.sWYwjbbVvgUnVcQTxeaHDySVLpGjUC
jfHxaYDJiXjssXxJinbao: I’d get revenge for him.dssWHvXsajyQOJHfqpkiTtVvMzRLQR
VzcYMkSsqIeStCF**72. Are you more embarrassed before or after “H”?**WMXamGSPBebeReENEOdseEutlcTaQv
ChawDvQkHTWXpUeQue Siming: He’s my wife. Why would I be embarrassed?bTvVrdpQiXpEyObpCiMFlkNljPpYDP
OAAEpLqeSOVNmxtJinbao: He often does really vulgar things, which are pretty embarrassing.nVOsThKKWkOHmDJRynNsUBbZOxuCyp
LZKmbCyCCbLqHVb**73. If a friend said, “Just for tonight, I’m lonely,” and asked for sex, what would you do?**QcDfIKUCwVQCUwPRMQEShMxlvJXiYk
ilspwyXirSsCpKrQue Siming: I don’t have friends like that.ZNTxxOVXuBgazufXZGmXAWTnqBQCpB
NDdElhzBhpLxrneJinbao: He basically has no friends, and I don’t have friends like that either.VAsEdrTpsUXwxavQZWimaqNBwdMhVL
ujhPKrQgQgeeGIFQue Siming: What about Lou Jingyu?WvxihrKCzJBomqUgVaxxUhXnkOApIH
qdypxRzABsEkTsdJinbao, speechless: I wouldn’t agree to it, even with him.ofpJMoFGLdjoZquAQVwsRFZdNszLuc
zTqgPlTdDJjsunv**74. How do you rate your skills?**xUpRpBuZaJGKWcyBylwFfydrWxmbez
exHdOBqPKLbqeUOQue Siming: He’s always moaning and screaming, and he can even come just from me doing the back. You tell me how good I am.yXOzCXuEZCRlsYXnfnEqLUBjkTaZgI
AjxGhRKXCTlZfycJinbao glares: Haven’t you said enough already?!QJeqTOvUhdyueEePrbetYkRmmjEvvD
LnhvhIXWRdiLYFe**75. How are the other person’s skills?**hfGSvzJxhRcyxguQbiXXAlgKSLyTbp
qzkDdEKJufUZEokQue Siming: He doesn’t really have any skills, but as long as he spreads his legs and moans, that’s enough.MMcfvKPOeHBvJnvPIWiBmraLUTwJKy
jfxYQjvcBkAFVvMJinbao, face flushed, glares hard at him.KITkIopRJvbghhsiQwOQEayKzeBWzr
uiMKyjydrTonuwa**76. What do you most want the other person to say during “H”?**hpxGmhLcaqJWpvqbxBVNIducSHnORd
DEoAybetDnIdJZZQue Siming: Whatever I want him to say, he won’t say.YuKNZjQbvdYFnPbXmxxAoSXFtdelqt
CPgYcpjzDSKDptBJinbao: I just want him to say, “It’s over,” but it’s always a lie.qHZynWbzboTZTFjiyBXKoqyoGoIzzu
AMEfbkBfuYOBtHp**77. What expression do you most like to see on the other person during “H”?**eqKnyCjloFQBtNgzHoBNFOQaOYHKEP
XpMGCppxkdMAlCeQue Siming: His crying and begging face.KJAilwYwvalaWSGSYiauCYoCqepjVZ
RTdzLgyqbEkHfqMJinbao: His expression when he’s being gentle and kissing me.NbhaCaWRXuFMJQOePjMTzPscRlMjei
qlrxobjmdqwpjxI**78. Is it okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?**bUNUVXKQSvZfrSrEZYvubDlHUYNLMj
bhhjyaoxnaJbOSwQue Siming: I used to have people specifically for that, but I didn’t touch just anyone because it’s dirty. Now that I have him, I definitely wouldn’t touch anyone else.BivexBQaoExeulilHEoRluqBUJwcvD
fBjjttIrOIogaqgJinbao: No, you should stay faithful.huOulyhxFInwbIVLeXgRuasDTrudSe
NoKuvFUbmgNHvXc**79. Are you interested in BDSM or similar things?**GHwnEZmoROOKPPPNspuFCGXFyLtHDY
aZQKZllwDmsfmKSQue Siming: What’s that?HKCzsqQcTEdLjAUJCkKDpByItPUXtT
GraebGOFUTDgRqTLao Qian, wincing: Let me answer for them. Actually, they’ve always had a bit of a BDSM dynamic. One’s an S, the other’s an M—a perfect match.iyDylqKTZqRHKgCekDrifuHmESVjsT
vYGQMNeFEwqwJlO**80. What if the other person suddenly didn’t want your body anymore?**tvABPLfoPQmHNmgRVDPFPrtrMEfnvZ
HXaXqWTeDciIkFPQue Siming: As long as I want his, that’s enough.ueuKbcvkSulcTAqyJuusUQzfXdEvgY
HoLkZMSvUyvfHfhJinbao: That day will probably only come when he’s old or really doesn’t want me anymore.iyySbHRprcfqdOESWnPVdCQmBhjAJY
gogSufvMZEaVgLO**81. What are your thoughts on rape?**PMwCPWotXlxRAIOzroPwPWfSLgvAgO
BkeaXeXQHcDgbXCQue Siming raises an eyebrow: Skip this.TmbLHaiAPntmLgwHPkdgiVNGMEboGm
yjAAhrtIlohECAeLao Qian: Yes, sir…TDLyqBNYMmpElHVTeNSnKKPggIycoM
eKPEnOTYwbGdAgi**82. What’s the most exhausting thing about “H”?**jOZESVaYBrkbBseYbuCWbxOGvZAHQh
OLkXTsmRfWsDzZPQue Siming: Convincing him to keep going.poAGnrJgVsAgtotxmfWXnxTBSqoQdI
bdeqEcpSylvJHXsJinbao: Begging him to stop.eFBpJdiqqLJfNYhZvQYfBdjAIEoLOf
mufqdNsvOXDptuQ**83. Where’s the most thrilling or exciting place you’ve had “H” so far?**badrSHMobuJrxPSAOUvEMaDchKkxVZ
tRTHGmxLHWBMMVhQue Siming: Every time is exciting, but thrilling? Little Tiger, we haven’t had enough of those experiences yet, have we?FrHWjDDhIlZEJLmvVZOuTyyQNFEDPC
vXXXenZVStOehllJinbao: Get lost!IdLYYPOqOmcmRiTufrixLVHFHUDfRK
jdklfrkiJemahhq**84. Has the bottom ever initiated?**vNMnlsRjevgPAjSwezaKGPbZepwRii
vTOVMtSYXlWfFsXQue Siming: Almost never.txCZrMYkejjzMDWmfYUSXJtOSVlvqE
OeMgMCKBaNMGFgy**85. How does the top react when the bottom initiates?**xSOIxxdHOHaWqTRQlVXDSPRPadsQoR
LDuTaAKsrRdXSteQue Siming: Whether he initiates or not, I always get excited.nBBFzPxHvbmGODgvQifzvYiNSJDxdX
VrvOcEDYyaySinx**86. Has the top ever forced it on the bottom?**OdWAggjAryEVYdpMbmFksySpzPLuiA
QXPBVWxdMEUxdwNQue Siming: I said to skip this! Are you deaf?NeCMDxxRgIgAaSobrKaewiWMotokpe
iQfGPdoHVTDbHKIJinbao: The first time was, you scumbag.BcynLLhmKRbRMupuLVCnvjjQbgnOXj
oninEnPJDlgAxMfQue Siming: Who told you to piss me off, forgetting all about me and even flirting with women!qcpFDZwWAkaxAnCPSRVoOdBcaeieOp
tpMXdPinXQGphkWJinbao: It wasn’t intentional, and I wasn’t flirting with her. But no matter what, you shouldn’t have forced it!vLgeKCFJmHtEPqySEaFCYhDbVKTJNM
GvLhsmoZKNfZugyQue Siming, shrugging nonchalantly: What are you going to do about it?MNvQdqbtcVgzDHxerlNGMshkqyEhco
MKjDgpbSzbvJqwSJinbao grits his teeth in frustration.vIQkeFdHkezigIECsnpmMjZdNxuDmT
mOGTOFJnnqohCMK**87. How did the bottom react at that time?**rVAEfYsnvKlnmVnPyTnEctCGQTPTaX
uuncVbjAtBYaKCTLao Qian, trembling under Que Siming’s glare, skips the question tearfully.VcOnypuQDPrFWoHUTQsbpEJmfKLNeM
uINLlYtJxgWimQj**88. Do you have an ideal type for a sexual partner?**YFVAcqwqdFpPHBrGKCdLutQWsSRmWI
KrsWDpsLcXVOaCuQue Siming: Someone just like him.RwovygKjdORFbhGLsTLMRkfQJsmTQd
vJZatnkDMNpFlQOJinbao: I originally thought it would be a gentle girl.uuZIstdeykgSQQvQrONexaMqKuMmmB
oBjyleRUwckOSiv**89. Does the other person meet your ideal?**TazfThVOavdbtNEexNIyjDfiqAybEO
SfVnUBnlqKiCwUEQue Siming: Yes.nPDprVCvqNDWplqvgwrsAkjwVcheiu
YkyaCnueUVZHzscJinbao: There’s a bit of a gap, but… but it’s fine as it is.jMrsQnkHwitdSlmWAqsHsREVudluQp
FyBojNkcmFkUSKk**90. Do you use any props during “H”?**WnWWFDvNGJtlMAeYwiublhmyDblGXB
nqmypkeXHeSqxYAQue Siming: I’m working on it, but I’ll use them eventually.QfGofYTPSsrROOLiVoYItQjMBCcYfO
EBHrZJiaRXvauaMJinbao: Over my dead body!XIuDXaecDKqWlbPTaaoWdBbgcslTbT
rWoMEWtlBudanPW**91. When was your first time (age)?**QnOmMNFwGYiXQIZYLExVDOmzMVqFxu
lcbtpmcpmBeOTtYQue Siming: Sixteen, I think.NFtHskUgPYYeRhukPpQBibkJuiGqyf
FEzqsKqQjtmhXFkJinbao: Nineteen.DxbshVgYvgbUepsLjztewptblWAijI
jYqzpbVqeSLiTVY**92. Was it with your current lover?**RhKpvYFxSuXyyzjxIrNFXLitWrFtQg
HbLzNdkDAUdHeejQue Siming: No.gGqLbvYFVRdFXnTNTKdTcagQiOtykH
BiOyYFhvZTgqIYaJinbao: Yes.yUlHbOBrPKFtbPNnGwraihmQhRraFZ
EeptJbaofZumKbB**93. Where do you most like to be kissed?**mvLDjoEviuCDeBLaZNLqGpuSLtymHj
SazMFHiSDZvPjKeQue Siming: Down below, but he refuses to.cYLTYLaKxCsrJTlpnltJwwZXsHnyGO
FwuquUTLbOWnCfAJinbao: My neck.lnIPKXaridssDUuTRhtTTEEMgcnLMQ
sIhoriPhQzCzOMp**94. Where do you most like to kiss the other person?**PtPmNUCHbgUonrITwbkonTGhmxnYxw
FBThkvqkxSNyBsgQue Siming: His neck and mouth.wYwziVGMkrjBPITxlCqGKSFOOeaoBZ
SkJLOJHZqQdWMMHJinbao: His mouth.eZiDykytSDEARZtgRlJwhdJiqKvNVp
JMDWrjjduJgQySP**95. When during “H” is the other person the most pleased?**vxAqXhJRRTZmwHWhRfwlNDCipwnnfj
radAUnjWMfONmEqQue Siming: When we’re kissing and doing it at the same time.jxtqkfZppFmOESjpIkknVhZDzGqorm
dVjJHNoUbJHXpduJinbao: It’s always when I’m about to pass out that he seems to get the most excited.TOcEvvqgXdVWGxQjoNFzKSyUeCqSas
lHDxBkSgpGIuozm**96. What do you think about during “H”?**TsVqwnTvwmZrQYSvdFduOvwkJsvBKc
NNSgpCEuRyeYXUNQue Siming: How to bully him even more.loTHxnIaKionJsKtXXfpNFIlrnjtHP
LxVLYIDCLKlZoogJinbao: When will it be over?zpBmbuDyikvzJsjbRjpRLCrnZUbArZ
NugJaTbiJYTFmIs**97. How many times do you usually do it in one night?**aiSUYsUrOmpBJltwhDHhHzizjkgLtY
rmYXhbgJJoxgRcjQue Siming: Ideally four times.PMHtXqzzwCnXdPxEyekEwPVDhbWtTN
QJjAiIaytofyZJDJinbao: I usually can’t keep count.SoLdVhUzfIjNfnULavvwoZitpZYGoi
egBHtyDUmPInska**98. Do you undress yourself during “H” or let the other person do it?**GcpFINargkGEcOMSlSCrYzxprbGBjx
xNfpuNqleRcFtKbQue Siming: I like undressing him.bAvuwjOrnAQCUjMiLlgRejaeRnOekS
jtJnkiywDXbdqxE99. What does ‘H’ mean to you?HzvwvFWQVsuVjMSwliPGWnYOUhxNxz
CSqEmqXliGNGGoYQue Siming: What do two grown men get so close for? Obviously, to do *that*.uyIWQlZCpNerxPhiuHGThibfsRbeUq
ODHwfROoWRJKiTjJinbao: It’s, uh, a pretty good thing.zhohnPjjhyFWFUbtPiwMVgzuSshzfz
RfYWIcSIsWPbcng100. You’ve worked hard! Now, say the one thing you most want to tell the other person!EBdwINdIYbbuNPkWTYboWtGUcgywro
OrZMiffhhMPsAOKQue Siming: How about we try the rooftop tonight?aUKQchXHHcnzCXbnbSEdkOcqJAlUDS
NwUNVTZGcwyVljGJinbao: I’m going out with the young master to have fun, and you’re not coming…EzaLMUImnzzSnNcDPuvUAHAbRNwcoK
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