EXTRA 100 Questions interview with Jinbao and Que Siming
**One Hundred Husband Questions – The Loveliest of All!**siyQAxUGXxyzTiqUuVgQDzhjwvlscB
ogxoYaNUqWtcXVC**Interviewer: Lao Qian**yGzsKQBZeSnrMCXxXmYjnEIfJUjiSp
ZKfnsNUnWGDLEBr**1. What’s your name?**gmLXqiHixSyPmcDoUnuLTZzHUewSeD
XaglhJheCWmLJDEQue Siming: Yue Siming.ZzieUfyZuIDFcLEhjsONskZdZrGQpR
TsKHCQHKdUHWRAdJinbao: My name is Wang Erhu.nblWbasEmNXGgwPlTQqFCJYxPJUaIW
NoqagNDDRcdjnxILao Qian: Wait, that doesn’t seem right. What is it exactly?muDuhdtraCKGoKnkMZRaNPHPgddAqD
fMUecokspenqohsQue Siming: I’ve taken my master’s surname, Que, now. Originally, I changed it to sound similar but use different characters to avoid being hunted by the court.yLKuRLUrUCgXltIVJlGETSzGqOhfYM
FnflEayQNMfrcNAJinbao: My birth name really is Wang Erhu. Jinbao was a name given to me when I was sold to the Jin household by the master.sjlLbPjibFCVaLOMgTykJgmWiyHBlQ
WdzuQdKYKdDzxZd**2. Your gender?**woHRRKeIJvCFjVHkqUkUiFXfMDHAzV
wAeJgwMRYaviYNeQue Siming glances sideways.KddtDVQvVFyiEalwqRbfWXEsDnNUSE
wPKzXkFKAszlUoHJinbao: Can’t you see for yourself?NMcwuAHMyMZNOLYqxgOIpWWsFtuuny
MuSptgqtOcrQxwx**3. What’s your personality like?**PCAkTyhtturkIXbYQBypUskOtBSbec
zMnvSIPilFCUHewQue Siming: Handsome, dashing, a perfect gentleman, and a master of both literature and martial arts.BCnzaDLFHyzBjxYFgGsEPqnDQkGISz
ggUsqRBJQcwXaNoLao Qian: == I meant personality.YQMdprWkDPpxBxZEjzLJBEKOfiZThl
ntuODSArmXBSWHlJinbao: I think a person should be honest, trustworthy, and kind at heart.ZhGGvxmFasGRwXrfCJWKkgAyoFUhiE
KuUVfDykVEviCoi**4. How would you describe the other person’s personality?**pPUznoUiBuOCLSvTsvizWGfImpQTUJ
SzfKTJJQFmlVwzqQue Siming: Dumb as a rock.gWSyoqqgKdAKQLOQvawDVCJRtAFfFa
UYHecoNmAuFHBRwJinbao: What did you just say?! You may be clever, but sometimes you’re morally crooked…EvLtuMumtMKebnFcFSevUpSZrYeEdr
ujATeLdNEVmgAmwQue Siming: How am I crooked? Is your butt itching for trouble?ksNNtmbISkBBBviFuLlfOWRtIZxyKo
rGbWIlGZdSuWOBLLao Qian: We’re still a long way from the explicit questions, so calm down.JXmSmeDwSeUhLgHPsPwFQKDSDIuLcO
xezUDXqSthHWuPg**5. When and where did you two first meet?**EujTwIlsXLYpQCJsokfttAdCrkPQue
NABXdVYzHsUxEmIQue Siming: I was five years old, back at my family home in Huaixi. He crawled into my estate through a dog hole.LRmArmkUZAZOjJphFKfltuxfhjjaui
ajedLDalMAyMIFDJinbao: Yeah, as soon as I poked my head through, he was waiting there to knock me out cold.JyMRKzHHkqHvVCnjbkcLIvjJwpBTjg
RYzyRdTPmyZMLTWQue Siming, surprised: You still remember that?CvxmLywdTkBDKOxkkdpLgVKhoduGHG
HWHluuojMyCRVLjJinbao: How could I forget you hitting me with a stick?CxjgsijGyIphxMrgraVmlfaMgOoaRr
obVjWIwHZwwjhyW**6. How did you get to know each other?**tZiToyQTIrxTYBMxNBbBTXlhtoNkrr
XRpSPejfsEWmEsLQue Siming: I was bored, so I kept him around to play with me.oyNPprQHJoBqxppJOyWyWdGnjRRfAb
rSZZRnyxovlyYkvJinbao: Well, that’s how we got to know each other…epCDDbhqdZzAsjFElpRzXXlNKDPdqt
PtlElLZYliglKJn**7. What was your first impression of each other?**vmCeZttPVnrHxZyCiyclPzsiVxHSSg
bnuTHpgkcZLpFmjQue Siming: Filthy.wcoOiPcAROQPYVCVqMBIBlSsSMkHza
RagpYxjIdfYIueVJinbao: … Like a little fairy.apqzLVUfumPGCyxjwYgJbLnugoPZAr
eyTinsnDKCuJPgD**8. What do you like most about the other person?**bmnliXujmSYjIZeecbljdGtBrqqxdK
VGmMmadOxUgbpIjQue Siming: Tasty.ZzApCnKApXIaDAwJiBKEPQngiiboKd
sxXdGTywZiShwydJinbao blushes: It’s hard to say…zrKVakGIiJgbrbBJoeiQhiLXIXOcTo
uwZsSnFtCvBtRaCQue Siming: What’s so hard about it? I’ve got so many praiseworthy qualities—just pick a few!tYxwiOLjDjpkwkrjqgoujGiQzrRgKF
ycFJVPnHqDKarySJinbao continues blushing: R-really, it’s hard to put into words…zqZWXjGcqPIMBprYOetjwyqsRMMMbm
JtsQibomUXUWZQNQue Siming smirks: Let me answer for him—he likes my nightly enthusiasm and my gallant prowess in bed…IWGNUVsWlnIWIXcyawooOgvMgcNXhR
oaDZkGJCCVEziPlJinbao glares: Get lost!EBJVHqkOnOWNzrbFykpNIQchRmOSOr
BNdwZSSFOotpjsz**9. What do you dislike most about the other person?**pgcBeFWmVJVAtYdbWQLvXLGafnCAzL
PSRTmoGcbnvQVUjQue Siming: He’s a bit too stubborn.JXJWZEAHzaaZeyukgUhFNyQheoPErZ
dxQHpJtxiTdHjwlJinbao: He’s unreasonable, or when he is right, he won’t let it go. Sharp-tongued and hard to get along with.ohGyiEXCqNUPgetToMmHDemditcljK
qGMIEONmiIoKGiuQue Siming: Oh, you’re really pushing it now.xhwHBXAJXKuZzWJLVMBCXYYhbPPBKs
jEKQAzfpfyhxOORJinbao: I’m just telling the truth.ZdpiOaOrBDKJqRwLtgttytUuCthFXW
xalIxjevcdcJYdY**10. Do you think you two are compatible?**YuiRpHXhraySPtsgjqMXHppyfnEHRs
SyyNJqECxePAczwQue Siming: Hell no. He never compliments me.QXBXGwQBuSXEGUVtSOagCXUderVsTe
xLGjkcLryOmvlcsJinbao: Well… we manage.nSIGowTLbZdoHeLhGqftLxfXsUKpRH
QYnMwvkTXJTjbPv**11. What do you call each other?**AbokoVozXxEEneBXPdCKqsYNJDvnyP
OViuCspFTHpveOEQue Siming: Little Tiger.OOnhmJKZmMuDgedvUegLUsPNAKfeWY
BKmcjZtkDgEHCHWJinbao: Que Siming.rfaFQZHOEXVGuhdWdPuZJTvLVAACfv
vMuIxScvlPXbqukLao Qian: That’s not very passionate, is it?lvfifZgXGmLohvVWBNYaKVHtmPdeWJ
xoDEtjfOTBXiTHG**12. What do you wish the other would call you?**qaepbujMbKKaIYFomBhufLGNwAJGnE
nFUpPoBaflJyjzfQue Siming: Husband, sweetheart, darling.QBHMmSjNXPcWUXrPTOkofklLroayHG
dolKtDCSwrxgXuQJinbao: Just call me Little Tiger.FMXCcMooOdqtcpwbwNYWubZtjNMuwL
WqGBaogAWzbooaO**13. If the other person were an animal, what kind of animal would they be?**mjLzxwrNWJpesavHZuFShkKLgWxjcZ
SxhaJjlqTvIFbYmQue Siming: A little dog—dumb, clumsy, and easy to please.pcGNBcbDjKmhaCDVwMkQJRUCMbfGpk
TewjsUrbueMUHUxJinbao: A vicious, sinister beast, like a wolf.ZJmPTXotbmditrAMoDXkwzqFnqYvXE
ThPJSuqKOmMaTze**14. What would you give the other person as a gift?**WeBnEQOzaaGTQDexpXcHoQWkHPPoUw
OMpYVypAbUbWPacQue Siming: I wouldn’t bother—keeping him well-fed down there is better than any gift.YXdabWmbkOVajQaOOVBEFfaXXeMgSD
rRyRUlvhHPeNLHEJinbao: Screw you.KxJBOexvGDAzAFavhQOdQRzAvojlRh
GBzWHTCIXvsgqqMLao Qian: Ahem, let’s stay civil.yLkoWNWpMTQRPwuNmzpjkQAHraOMNf
UcvHNSpuXhplCNkJinbao: He doesn’t need any gifts. Dealing with his endless demands every day is already enough work.rbywGVWjMpymFRdrFhTItgYBfosjaK
ENFotkTzafxIqfm**15. What would you like to receive as a gift from the other person?**hHwCwYHwhegtwlKgeSgbtoSeZuiuUp
TmpKxUBpvJhaEzVQue Siming: It’d be nice if he could be a little wilder.UxUdJIynqQpuUkWwzzCwuRzYgQGwaU
SNwehzmkXAqjrweJinbao: Just let me rest for a few days.oNuggpPVSrWtnFlzUYFZflCHCCDgTs
jvhQQscpJkRuiue**16. Are you dissatisfied with the other person? How so?**WeFGxiwZOJSbHHiCiizmnMaEQjOmEc
tPRMWgLTqFFaCakQue Siming: He’s becoming more disobedient.TqMlWMZykOXtUzdZOdoJbEPlOxUWlc
oNDCmdmXqSHryNGJinbao: He’s a bit clingy, which can be annoying.lOhVfAfljgMMlLLJqvlXDvecTAPrXp
tNxddaZDoCaGvMy**17. What’s your hobby?**VcSRRARSWRLqsaJvOxjNCrshrqFLdk
ETSyavKbFARJaBTQue Siming: Him.YDTgozbRYHlnuDkhHYKucVHdBJyZny
cBrhcnrERdYvNZtJinbao: Recently, I’ve found fishing to be quite fun.mFCvPGrwBigEaIxfDZHcLLxlvREwlH
JIPFkeiDelqzujK**18. What’s the other person’s hobby?**btPmPzFuSVCzuYZyAnUqUQkYSAXwHC
cXDuTgKaSWkzQICQue Siming: He likes to buy cheap, useless stuff. Small-minded and meddlesome.tLTfTzvhvBBIbUZhxLOQnurtsspqft
pRyjCOtLnLVoRCpJinbao: His hobby is tormenting others.QzNKodSzTPiYuwMErDCOPQxisMowCe
PMSdkRJXVsyMkqh**19. What’s your biggest flaw?**vopdDJySGWPzBJTdUADjzmRwAXmejb
XXxzmoPvbHcHRGhQue Siming: I’m just strict with myself and others.PCIrisRyCQnWBWkfblKoPdLpLolHGm
UANzmGHboqrHGncJinbao: … I wish I were smarter.xVFNorhumQOUMQkzLcUlqAnHYaYBbB
OqtVHNkDSrxbgHi**20. What do you hate most about what the other person does?**sTIUADTMYbpvhSKVqOMNRDDmpdOURf
kijttHmttiWhrqiQue Siming: Saying “no”—“no,” “I can’t,” “I won’t,” “I don’t want to.” It gets on my nerves.vpSslgYcuCBlpZvSTTkVDhQYWKOJcG
GODzmaAIiZnGbYvJinbao: When he just won’t stop once he starts.JtgAcvrCRZEMqcoxoeLpcezXtujdmy
VrrVqYvHFIUmKUP**21. What would make the other person angry?**OMTmdLaquCtUuSKIzEvGdtTNTpMbhi
GWZidHHjjBitNCfQue Siming: The usual stuff married couples do. Why get mad over that? Seriously.LHTWIQzjSMgyxiXnppEfTdjvtccXaG
UEzUzULHHylqdtSJinbao: I just want to sleep, but he won’t let me.URQfqcFeDzxqVAzgnDCAWYLsRzDeOU
UIHdRPULMHDrIHC**22. What’s the current status of your relationship?**jZqakcaYRLIxuPVluVKvRrymlDPBVB
PGlUmwDTUPcdbAgQue Siming: We’ve had a wedding. What do you think?sMQAHSOJIxEcOyTgkpQtouBdFgPLlA
JgRkvracsCmmyxIJinbao: Yeah, we… we’re married.dYgVgcSVneocajLbxunXdOHvMQEvHk
YKYlkIueIjgbgHo**23. Where was your first date?**uZnpsuvtlhtrSacJJCxsZriCcavZDR
fZLMIhQmQwvufLTQue Siming & Jinbao: A date? What’s that?AUOcuhXvjELGZszhXbNszyAejfUpGg
vztmVuTlkRktwWJLao Qian: (crying internally) Yet another non-starter question…
**24. What was the atmosphere like at the time?**hVAVMyiaOtLytKGVXITZrLryAzvcWd
Que Siming: There’s always tension between us.zJcZSmySPNRUMxZrueUmQovdOMxROo
DawsyjXupTPqlbkJinbao: I agree with that.YDnMIrvUuqXQdvvivCOFwIKGAdcyOg
PFlGSmwUBYkIcgR**25. How far had things progressed at that point?**dYOEvDLAMBiOyDlrSybIcPecCyocsZ
ufPyMuaDqsNgkJWQue Siming frowns: What kind of question is this? Skip it.VxoFBUHKnfuODlfUCrKashwhRwUStB
mDKbCzFQhXMLFiRJinbao, looking confused: I don’t get it either.NLoEXLxiaZiDbgBiliNymemJKPbvis
hOGgIDgisuZtwNe**26. Where do you usually go on dates?**NRgZqTRAFxAbHPbWOLkOzWtlnhtUPH
gRjmhaRrjOAKbTkQue Siming looks like he’s about to explode.IRycLtMsrHviYwHdwbdJfGuWePcqJN
hZxHwDzSllaxWtlJinbao grabs his sleeve: Don’t get angry over everything.YkrTStEZBLxSPPHHcecjweDyzUmmwr
RQEvmKQxQhuwrxZ**27. What do you do for the other person’s birthday?**PVeKSbCYdrEMBzhqqetoMgSPPwqtbp
RMhbcqDyPQifhceQue Siming: I don’t even know when your birthday is. What do you want to do?wtuBKhzKJNboaGYfciHjNYeCCSbDMi
sqRjSzTRpeSiAINJinbao: I don’t know either… Maybe just cook a few extra dishes?BhtiACqWGJmKqSZtvBizHjBcGFgxQV
BrpNdKKnPGQfPtsQue Siming: How boring. Why don’t we do it on the roof?XuHBNdSKNwrjDtuJdFRuDEOVZVAatU
jqTFjndIGRiKKoRJinbao: Go to hell.qPvufymEaxHaiKLopIpJtMxqbkWiIR
DBESRuHwUMDEoXKQue Siming: How about on my birthday then?ifbsdEMyejWSyAJosnREnsntMczpEd
wSytfXgvCBjHmWmJinbao: Screw off!vlIFywwljJREozULZfJgvuHaqbiIPs
dNkhlQelJBCNKPn**28. Who confessed their love first?**hFJvdyjIXtkmMYRJgSaIakELZGIbNE
qGhdGIHfobCmPwKQue Siming: He did.AeLAxcROoGcbsmuFtbOTWKaILNxmmq
jLJMyJsRNtncaDSJinbao blushes: When we were kids, I think I was the first to say it.HCENppmGiOMbkZWbPntOdQjWqmzJim
CHDwcHGjXYOepmo**29. How much do you like the other person?**cPtUGlEVUczSHBAhgqKcdHxFYOlTbd
VUQLMNfmPlWQyJHQue Siming glares: Who do you think you are, asking me this? Lao Qian starts sobbing again.zCqRdLaMchXRJEpjsfBVDZXAVTziSz
jEFmXOofBeaZPgsJinbao’s face turns redder.cetLswkiYdMZIXnkuLkUzlllWoPvxt
gZwbkTJhNcUKxvk**30. Do you deeply love the other person?**biWUaFfNWXwqERDvUQufrxjnCQPDOw
drnMSIvqqTZRumCQue Siming snorts, turns his head away arrogantly.qMYoTLKOcBWAlyyejbMmudfRPVqCOg
RpedxOltmPPQxbuJinbao’s face could drip blood as he lowers his head in embarrassment.UGFKhrLSOrbADujHCeCTWJFMHkflfh
UxvurUPAfflqvTA**31. What are you most afraid of the other person saying?**mQJcEoPViacafYiWScoMcSJYxGasWf
CpnNBurHqpTaALzQue Siming: I’m not afraid of anything he says.hfyCjMavqaWepiusZIrIImWBIrmSSf
IuybpaRoKQUWhKUJinbao: Not… enough…QKCtlIElJqYOgpBVUYHsCYFRheHKzM
craeMMFCOklkDGn**32. What would you do if you suspected the other person of cheating?**RDNJrpREapMAeANcLElCcjkfZhVUEj
VmJotHUdZdddHcdQue Siming’s eyes widen: He wouldn’t dare. I’d castrate him.JJFRRKfQcThvTZcxNRsvMGzTGTJhnI
LsNnWXFPIGeuKOOJinbao: I wouldn’t let it go either. I’d beat him to death.abjoivuXwtefXEZhVlfjcphcVcnVSa
WVnuwlUIRkjPcFd**33. Could you forgive the other person for cheating?**bDVxCSgejyqLbaKlojkbvsuxgnHOoM
mtuKSulmQoUKIQMQue Siming: I’d castrate him.rktyiRDvrjFHftuFMIIqXFgCIVQfiU
YfouAwiWktPkzNdJinbao: No way.fLAFPcnJvDYSyBdXrFZQqYtKPsJEWM
tqoBnofsVltbrOA**34. If the other person was an hour late for a date, what would you do?**GCZtnawLkZBmGUKEjkNFjRvCdFYVRh
ztCNqCjxqPQlXwnSkipped.IoeIzMRHAjRlBkoAaJBbzHbfiDRqiP
IHctErFrBUBzyag**35. What’s your favorite part of the other person’s body?**iEETTXMcQtSPRUEEUCAXcwEQsoGldw
eJtBbIhxTHUsxqeQue Siming: Everywhere, but especially down there…zboWVeDvbLmIDzqNWHsuHwvhIiRXRt
CCIhiqWVEcxJnAUJinbao covers his mouth: His eyes, his eyes!dWYvErIKGYWGuKnWGhLvHAcTmxpcOR
SgkPgEfOvbwCpDz**36. What makes the other person sexy?**AuTOfnqzabegxlBsmMbholDLgdkNAo
hoFouqYbovdLHGKQue Siming: He doesn’t even have to do anything, and he still drives me wild.nqjHfmIngryhmBhxiekNjRprLDyQaP
KswZGtzTznAPXccJinbao: He’s really good-looking.iIembURmNUiLeElZQQQcyxDebbjBHa
eskFwMnLKCRoliO**37. When does your heart race because of the other person?**ziygdwzGacLbBOqePiedszNirzZAWd
NFnpuTJKcJAMSsbQue Siming: When he takes the initiative.uXfJpHSQHLHYFwaoqfOjfxxKJnkWow
KqKeRiNHqYwvYJAJinbao: When he’s being gentle.PREsMgHMmhvMvmkAzWfkaRpivTWWgi
VXhXdpPodkbyYmj**38. Would you lie to the other person? Are you good at lying?**RXFSCGTPOvDHseaBhBJAcDiKDHHUIn
lDWBoQyHkZSnvwQQue Siming: Why would I lie to him?UReyDmbHtaKFLstcpLydBrStPacgPw
riqBGbIzhukUIEWJinbao glares: You’ve lied plenty of times—hardly anything that comes out of your mouth is true. I wouldn’t lie.JbqlnbzJDoNWcNcPRGjkbHmLwGMWwq
yrjnFAFYOWWNYCn**39. When do you feel happiest together?**LCWlBeHOYjqUxAVMJWqBewOUEpTjae
wKHBgBeayueIpZCQue Siming: When we’re doing *that*.ReongIplIAxXFRICUjdknZYuDKAuQe
QNYOEmtbUGrnAjUJinbao, blushing: Just seeing him is enough.mkFjGsUVrPlIvTADKskzfJXhptWyax
BISQmeUyyYXlkqr**40. Have you two ever argued?**wjGWLBBITadPSUpjhFSzLcMKAoLZMH
USznJKGrYvfXrmUQue Siming: Almost every day.pIeUNelTvTYLXxasVHCQYObtfWTynS
KkxkfabgcoPMitmJinbao: Yeah, we argue almost every day, and every few days we end up fighting. Our personalities don’t really match.VxCnIOsWdUIJwbpABBLIGdxbaekDEc
PmPZeAjgezcUKcf**41. What do you argue about?**zlyVxDTqoBvvHwJcBydvwMObLZMiaa
ZvcbZNQhSEKjOFdQue Siming: He gets upset over every little thing, constantly picking fights.QUxQpKicUoTjjnRpltFyJdqOexKwQa
HenFnMudrEYuJfnJinbao: Is that me picking fights? I ask you not to make things difficult for the servants, not to test medicine on people, not to bully kids, and not to keep me up all night. You’re clearly in the wrong—I can’t just stand by and let you do the wrong thing.caQYYaIuAoORwXwAkXlvfrBQmKmdaT
BSPjDopRHKJrViHQue Siming, unimpressed: You’re always meddling.iHYeCpmlEmqCxSEPucZwFforIocROQ
PxtOGkwehzkCode**42. How do you make up after a fight?**lURMWNecknrwbpNxbWCeFFlopaVtxY
krWScKBFjcamibtQue Siming: We sleep it off.BnYdquvGnYAFQvyAUxwHZMySzoknDr
fLAWQZisXVSAlDbJinbao, blushing: That’s true. I can’t really do anything with this scoundrel.jQqHRRXYwplokNCGEjqitfGrIlBYJZ
RCaLJHiBsfPIImY**43. Would you want to be lovers in the next life too?**rgtfwBepvdfRJPCxtvtbFRbwRCcyKI
mAutoLUvGQibKrLQue Siming: Forget it. I’ve had enough of him in this life—I’ve been stifled long enough.lsLogtjSNKjVCzvMItgfFuGebvFOnL
SQiRFwWhvWSNfBeJinbao: If the next life is this exhausting, I’d rather not be reincarnated at all.
**44. When do you feel loved?**TratuCmjocIpQQjRTMQIEdQjbOYsdx
Que Siming: He actually cares a lot about me… even when he’s angry, he still comes back to me.zxemFrfARMDBHaAJLHZfmFeHZTTRIf
CMKwcbloqQHFAyfJinbao: He’s always protecting me, even though he doesn’t say it out loud.fwqUNstvUSgZNkwdFVbwCSHUurcVQJ
dhGfGikKlnQAYgg**45. When do you feel like the other person might not love you anymore?**PAtGkTmeVghiCtvHyxbfMWDsOupebx
VwGpqqNzzcGjhiQQue Siming: I won’t give him that chance.ytOnLNzUsNqmtksiOMwMlKAwBPOBki
qZmNEmeozxPMpLZJinbao: Maybe if he didn’t cling to me every day…vCiePpfeZHzzfNLygicyPFEFbbgyDF
tKiwBkFqYdtlpDo**46. How do you express your love?**AyokPDnPdKClTAtfOpSvnUVgEFhSbk
JqJYjcoUtErXuWKQue Siming: By making him feel like he’s in heaven and hell at the same time.AXWsiaPQQgwaIiraPoaCmbIkEGrRrW
cbxZndFiIRZTfJeJinbao: You jerk! Can’t you stop being so vulgar when you talk?FQuEeMRLVqemCszktGyeAyWdzHLwJJ
DPDIplzGaLeKqQmQue Siming, dismissively: That’s just how I am. What about you? How do you show your love? Because I sure don’t feel it.xktyWeXpOmnrqxWygEBLPcmvMdvsRj
DjRyvWUpAjpKfhYJinbao: I—I’m always trying to fix your twisted personality!FblRgUxcgDRaUPkRxBMLEDCwqZSSbK
sXTTMMzIBPAQYRs**47. What kind of flower suits the other person?**jlPacDicrhiRMrDFmpEncfncDCarcg
zhvdEcJEUnjBBSxQue Siming: I’m not interested in that girly stuff.hEkkPDpLjVfHLUITIqNlJpFBQTNbTb
MtlgADKeBonKkoYJinbao scratches his head: I don’t know much about flowers, but I’d say a peony—it’s both vibrant and beautiful.IzTlZKGwgsTihJdZsYJkXQmczNVKVt
zILCJlhCwoFIsZF**48. Is there anything you’re hiding from each other?**CgWVsPhwNrYxuJJuptWupxUUtoSwaU
KydlKPWuYJQubNGQue Siming: If it’s a secret, why would I tell you?PYwLrHSqIEwtENQbXOZkVVfEnWiIQR
EXSNqxMqmcEuRxcJinbao: Nope, he can always figure it out anyway.hPDEILzLtaxWyjpYHmeUtnMnckMVBX
dhJqlgcFiDsqcNO**49. Is your relationship public or secret?**DyVoWhbhYgFXnSadYkCiLqGIdQCSrP
CgSbpVdvhVehnoLQue Siming: Everyone knows.uZOhPSBVbeibxwANYiPMAkhCUVMCuC
GFsQQWtctpuBMOAJinbao: Everyone knows.JRIYYoHDMTRUMEaKfWGUpJqIsYwPOR
ubJcyMfplNkkNxq**50. Do you believe your love will last forever?**fEocMFbNarDWaeVwEMbRsQCNsxREUP
jNGPIftKnqpXoBVQue Siming: At least in this lifetime, I’m not letting him go.AQZdrnTpqnkPTsVIVWzFZucxDrciuA
aBTlGpdtQnfbgSEJinbao: I’ll take responsibility for him until the end.raOnJlArWPHFdlxWrvgwwtcWykKnrV
gJkUUDAEpSzZJHb—YhobCfyRIyjjDXPiVrOsQQgnpAPslh
tgOTgNFotLPNJMQ**Now, onto the explicit questions, in true Lao Qian fashion. Please make sure no one is watching.**UAQSAAuNDqzWnSAlsrRGshtIdlMRNO
xNoWtNfMOXEWQei**51. Are you the top or the bottom?**CpsfgohkKxovGPVesVKJXPJbjSEtHO
SDgxYLOmCEEXdRRQue Siming: Obviously, I’m on top.AuMUxWzTkFIotzBfLKtqEqYriAzsgr
XPkxePOSbtJCGmMJinbao pouts in silence.OpMxuUUAfjbhgIXdZWpwScqbIinwUx
GyukOnKPcgncUfB**52. How was that decided?**qkXWKIapwCOsfeASEFiTNZtuckwGaD
DMflnjpqfXlxDNeQue Siming: He can’t beat me in a fight.HTdZEcvDPQYquoxtlEAVtfynsXZQeV
EHuSHlgJOeDisidJinbao: That’s just how it started… I didn’t want it at first, but I couldn’t overpower him.gMSbQQmFmHRAIZJSaEIibFXxFjstaI
uZNKlfxKzTsbmPX**53. Are you satisfied with this arrangement?**HhWmgPdoQmWtEFTCdeHDXyeVyrzIUh
RkTLLLPZiDWxhsUQue Siming: Very satisfied.ppYwvcCaKCjDZECaXwpJfjCLPGBeHL
FoVhyccdZxRiIEGJinbao: Well, since it’s how things are now, and we both agreed, I guess I’m okay with it.tNcmzFLREdYkpknKgcqJYccsiVSVQP
TJqsTfEqrEhDRmR**54. Where did it happen for the first time?**mPIGkHPSaMnKjrEwvCfWYRupuyBTan
fACxZPiyNkcYCUIQue Siming: Dali.olXbBdLfRAiUbewytvQvUQiensNpzy
dQpgrxbxQWzzxBDJinbao: In Dali, at the Su family estate, in his room.VgFPZrIrmTgYYXmKIUyuvRukrRaBvN
NwbuhxFXKjfbSWH**55. What were your thoughts at the time?**YITLhsmCriyhEZQezXqoIOMvjARrhY
YxcaZEYGsqFyybRQue Siming: It was amazing, especially when he started crying.qxdSuPkEWPqlzmmLoNchnZPXjmRLTr
BmAqoxREnQLlMdKJinbao: It hurt, I didn’t want it, and I wanted to bite him to death.uzfjtRIoGEFjyqrZyutUeMzxppLbLc
MspfbSLBLXvnkJfLao Qian whispers: Isn’t that basically rape?ITBhpZthHkEITbdNovidBMFCVJxZMw
yTAXZAqRWZTjbKuQue Siming glares: What did you just say?HoVEkYUvFPxTcRVTxKFQecqxQdzhBm
AxdVCMOEfopNSOb**56. How was the other person during that time?**aVXJSiiGSSVHOCUAWCrLsXwijCbDUu
yIUoJOYkacwTKipQue Siming: He wasn’t too willing at first, but in the end, he still came.JjPjorbqLmngMbfaURGFHOAjTOaAZh
nSYnRheljEYjyvaJinbao: Like a ghost, a pervert, terrifying.wsmKgJRQusCUOytsGjISAsSrWBGwCk
JZVfQyzoNTQYbBf**57. What was the first thing said the morning after the first night?**FPyPwvVGfJbWxRivOPoSZFpFPYHgzb
ZkJGJeCXXGTxUNMQue Siming: When I got back the next day, he had already run off.TtRhPQQvTCnoFtLcwxfhWMPPYkFeyv
bCXiIqbfjrlDdKiJinbao: I ran away.izMWprgsqFInOpajDHKFLgTdmKuLsy
FuISGeKqBOaEnnz**58. How many times a week do you do it?**GzIBKWFBpJBMfMkPTmHYQogZwTtVco
rxWtzggnHWAZTPOQue Siming: As long as he doesn’t put up too much resistance, we do it almost every day.bnIdlIrUTxtyHGfLgHYmbebaBcQaiY
TdeDjlSpJZWNTrdJinbao: How could I not resist?!TuQBkZpVJEfBbQqVUihECYdLviWptC
MfeqfHlOrcQDXCl**59. What’s your ideal number of times per week?**VbVhtuMvZxEgDGbKKLeKHhhQCaOMgk
wxJnvMDkokDLSGMQue Siming: Ideally, every day.pBRfBntgeggLCmCGebUyQeITxfFkwY
ggIuSwkhbALIkMhJinbao: I think twice, maybe three times at most.vxRilNicSFabdIvsnrtNfoqSmhZrgX
NrydZMxMKObAcJH**60. What kind of “H” is it?**ANfGmkXpZsJEgdOjpgZLEDhOpkoDea
NawTUGwewcLKeGxQue Siming: What do you mean?oURaRuxnrOHOYuNPakgVKFwHeqzlca
wuerieQtzMoSwDbLao Qian: You know, *that* kind of thing.jOMZVPeGVJxGJcBGPDJoFWnHNLMCLJ
ZVjUtFrsYvgkyjNQue Siming: Oh, with him, I can forget everything else.cSTbZkaCWoIJUOFrbgVrXTvTOwFFsp
sUEKmDvNbEpMDiqJinbao: I’m usually out of it, barely conscious.epkNfUhPCmWcfqQmYOgrBlYviBHRsQ
wlXmKYmcwNUEUDd**61. Where are you most sensitive?**dFraKZYBOffOYbDkZqNCcsUaMxHgyL
bpODyVDTDZxQeMiQue Siming: Anywhere he touches becomes sensitive.igysefXpBYwpnlLvqRJBpTxnKjvDQV
PeYIQsuIXhcPZWjJinbao: I’m not really sure… but he seems to know where to touch.LzeHvaNOsWAuSIPbYVkkmMJUFCFVKN
VpeLzxRadValbkl**62. Where is the other person most sensitive?**IMAumbrBirGnFVbbDATSejFsJORfuw
eGhyQlTgRkOvFzmQue Siming: His neck, inner thighs, waist.VpbXQbrdZOiLdlLWwUeYXvNoKOeLsq
QuvyzkexyWYpFKbJinbao: When I kiss him, he gets really excited, so it must be his mouth.vnGtzxZTaYCQtiRwhIxCOjgKYnxdhT
itmAvZmVVCjPEbyQue Siming: I get excited because you rarely take the initiative.EHIZnaqTRJoqDWnOYyqwKZBAmeFIQv
pcBFeIbgPjvfQUsJinbao: Oh…JCYTHPpimpXUQAdnhdojpuhheaOYVb
sRGbKsteETZtCpOQue Siming: Can’t you say something more than “oh”? Like, “I’ll take the initiative more often from now on”?wLulqfJOQxtiVOJbgBUVBxRYLWAWfO
JOQGLAbGwVurGmYJinbao: If I take the initiative, you’d torment me all night long. No way!dFyaanCQbkaiLQGERWuPUMiBHZIoaJ
yczqJUwPvwmROcy**63. What do you want to say about the other person during “H”?**hfrnHdjteMRxkXGPIUdbAPzASaRrfs
TvwbYTMaJZIxGyxQue Siming: His moaning sounds great. He doesn’t need to hold it in anymore.gbrGkKEUJVqYVXLeyNjOPINkBGsDAI
wTByuWklXczJBjwJinbao: I like seeing your face during that time…yRrzipihTowKCusDaVjYliSpeuUVCz
NOItzObAmyqEqsH**64. Do you like “H” or dislike it?**LJOylHBBkCDLDnzxqGNtDdofimSCcp
fGFblfxCTwUDXsKQue Siming: Of course, I like it.RmmUuYiwjifKNUNqidclVmuBBQEYVl
VjQZhSgDbghDtJtJinbao: I… like it…uqZusCnOOBXJcMqcnlgAHValyivbwM
jathrPuXOOAxdoq**65. When do you feel the urge for “H”?**jrsKssRPpwzJyyuDWqhUFqxpgPLdtQ
EsSUnKVmOJNOiBCQue Siming: Anytime.dZKZhtMYxadfxfUbsNVRIqqNTcsAcj
ADHZtDONMmqTunvJinbao: When the mood strikes, it just happens naturally.XiKYbFUENPmyGnlWrRWQVqvdDXVCgP
puGsFPxXYygJnkX**66. Is there a place you want to try “H”?**MdHQUNAYJhbqftfIsehsUAazkkOAUz
eItxGZSWOaaosPaQue Siming: On the roof, in a tree, and I want to try it on horseback again.WHtnpjiqAnOeThgoKtJesVHhXhEvyC
hRyMcefDURJtTGkJinbao: I really like the back mountain of the Medicine Valley.InSfweyBFSmZLroefPbYyBxHopFmSm
RGNzTFXvNMMPXYo**67. Do you shower before or after “H”?**IUgeEJwDUcfuxOKeDcwOcaMrSoKqhA
iZekBFumNkclOARQue Siming: Both, or sometimes we shower while doing it.fqIAMUqHTllqYExeLljLPozRxbngGm
RBQPRteSPYcybqXJinbao: It’s usually both, and he helps me clean up afterward.ConoynRcwXRHZkIarYajYPCWLFkKZD
NNYcsvTRfcUaHXk**68. Do you agree on anything before “H”?**WhxnDMmMLETPdPZSvzImHmYjxvGsAN
jIaVfvUliZXOXxBQue Siming: He usually bargains with me over how many times.nsGXNWMXagAmYrkRiHMTJHjQZvQPJg
MSWtqSaZGArLnBcJinbao: And he always breaks his promises.rruRHIavtxzQAbQqeaYnCSZRRAhhCx
FnEtGTOCnmpRSyU**69. Have you ever done it with anyone other than each other?**btJUSCJaiweOxiXIjZzLCbCnyWoIEL
BFQklMrJYDahnFXQue Siming: I have in the past.ZzSMHhYXMkZqzkLGUciTsBnGruCPEJ
XiAZDEFOrVhESJTJinbao: No.QvXOdzfHkdbqUoTdkDQLUujeyWOcjM
RflAauFRlFSSxOAQue Siming, sneering: Otherwise, I would’ve already chopped off Lou Jingyu’s hands.aatODLuPcZycLDmhlxbejMasbROZzX
dUaXcYsEnujdRoU**70. How do you feel about “No feelings necessary, just physical”?**zZDOfWlLITRPgLkAsjiqmLeEJACTcA
OFBUNeZaztvVkVCQue Siming: If he didn’t like me, I’d lock him up and keep doing it anyway. There’s no way he’s leaving me.sHplUuaoQzHXRfJsqoPXPXApqtdgRb
PREJGQnxwPafTbWJinbao: That’s something only beasts would do!CRfnABnHVEgvnYEoKkwSArbTuvPRen
SkMPnZXsLAlAeLIQue Siming: Then you’re being done by a beast!HitXOjRtpsFOAIWJWBVAIfWArollgI
UzJNHdWiprqcHLSJinbao, furious, stands up to leave, but Que Siming pulls him into his lap, holding him tightly. “Alright, alright. I was just kidding. You were born to keep me in check.”MKVihPXfxmKcKIQagpElxYElwnYNNr
hKgZgbgzlLHXktC**71. What would you do if the other person was raped?**bGiGgBIkxJtaGUOcmcVFJqbAZHjZYo
BGdKDvNRONtGRuFQue Siming, face darkening: I’d chop the guy into pieces.SchbPzMEhjUFVpMuEnEKSPnNzEaGUo
vrQffEawCTWzpJKJinbao: I’d get revenge for him.SzbyCFtyzBcOURHLBGJEPQuDxuQhSa
eKrPmmRGblmCtti**72. Are you more embarrassed before or after “H”?**xGLuZigcTwbgYxfbxAaFPVWaSbIcKx
SQJBLOjpLZQLNuPQue Siming: He’s my wife. Why would I be embarrassed?UsBGqEzNadXfKKCNjXCRSnfUHCxmIS
zpscpdDgTSAQPZqJinbao: He often does really vulgar things, which are pretty embarrassing.GjBFUnxwyTjliUYbgmQVwjfPnxetxD
hbfQDSgCrRMoCcN**73. If a friend said, “Just for tonight, I’m lonely,” and asked for sex, what would you do?**GEIrNYIPqfuMrDDpDbkBOkgPGJWfhb
sVifFTOQgHcCSUNQue Siming: I don’t have friends like that.DIlKfUZqJhLDVFSvAwnfzIdCUiYlgL
RyCxFELIbBwXcuuJinbao: He basically has no friends, and I don’t have friends like that either.gHdHwZSUzRkBQWmBHcLtflginovCfb
WaVAczKRbfKYrEAQue Siming: What about Lou Jingyu?cARKXcCwoFwtdctraLozREEUEDhGvd
jUzaLsLDGhEFuBeJinbao, speechless: I wouldn’t agree to it, even with him.rWKYttVtFdvWWcpUZKQDnuEAWCzgfJ
zSGrlESuibKDNYG**74. How do you rate your skills?**nCuClDKRqDBhqoJxwanrVeVKVNrThW
OnkmjpbxkGwMKAIQue Siming: He’s always moaning and screaming, and he can even come just from me doing the back. You tell me how good I am.rPSRyBuzYPjNrxzDTcghSESBxNBsSj
yoOrxgwTMPuLYnuJinbao glares: Haven’t you said enough already?!YCYMQaBqeSFqqwiuosDHyzwmKOvKtT
hSgofXdlBSiuDZy**75. How are the other person’s skills?**qbBHHkaibStcZwDiNjxGEDgohtUqVW
VgRWYgserBmFvvyQue Siming: He doesn’t really have any skills, but as long as he spreads his legs and moans, that’s enough.ZaaKJIigBwpDwSdcLzDsjexDqxweAd
WbkiaGPlKSGOEUKJinbao, face flushed, glares hard at him.yJxJMohPiVABcwapamvxNnMlTrDgxo
gCBRKBMcMaIFGrP**76. What do you most want the other person to say during “H”?**rKHxNTtjfmsbfHcyAafwsMZXOUiUwc
jGvaWoHehOPnwdYQue Siming: Whatever I want him to say, he won’t say.ChcteRfSowOYmojAWjRFuIECvaYRxH
wdPqCvqQWgiQiOaJinbao: I just want him to say, “It’s over,” but it’s always a lie.IzcJDkqBiSSCFFNvPaBnUwPdmpeRiM
UgjRwhaSsmPaOPS**77. What expression do you most like to see on the other person during “H”?**vTuBpmxsalmyXowakghHHHGoneWXvS
zJSjTaBAMyGcDTwQue Siming: His crying and begging face.tAHKTjLudMevNnVwoYRlScYigYyDwa
biggUPtPRxXHFxUJinbao: His expression when he’s being gentle and kissing me.kayCUeuimNiuSmBGxijIaHqQxQwxSZ
ERnxIKykBFUJBaU**78. Is it okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?**PjiblSOtWYrwlxlGytwUGUNDVAbmoF
OdYMwIEUafRPBAMQue Siming: I used to have people specifically for that, but I didn’t touch just anyone because it’s dirty. Now that I have him, I definitely wouldn’t touch anyone else.VOhguJsPLwKLITzxvjQhBllSrsGXfb
WdktImWdoniGlulJinbao: No, you should stay faithful.SWQkVQzABdsNPTeCwcTaPeDRYBLAIx
QftojRofsqJkGQX**79. Are you interested in BDSM or similar things?**fSByLwGgotYTgGqHRHippoiWZHVaUO
rAwQLWWleYLDRDsQue Siming: What’s that?DNDFYjPpnSgQNicftOtDUBdvLalMFy
NhljyFSEUDpFxezLao Qian, wincing: Let me answer for them. Actually, they’ve always had a bit of a BDSM dynamic. One’s an S, the other’s an M—a perfect match.xViRRNMrWzmXyGTjNDdWvhlVUujCEH
wKFgDLtczEYmSVY**80. What if the other person suddenly didn’t want your body anymore?**HMaVBUnbPrScRhJwztTdjNUlCzUien
gdBktGYfsrkmFxrQue Siming: As long as I want his, that’s enough.awXwjCvunQGayvobMszJPQRAIEFqxC
OfwLyGFCcwhBGbgJinbao: That day will probably only come when he’s old or really doesn’t want me anymore.oPtqrzaOsEgqFXoXSgpWCFEBwAVvmd
BAoFjwjdGCdXHZv**81. What are your thoughts on rape?**KONUDzRtuhNXDlKWqdzGtabxjIxZIL
lRWuFDKWVLXAUmpQue Siming raises an eyebrow: Skip this.MOjSdxLVcxWCRSTODbgssLKWSaLoHO
ABhjHCLpdovmKHmLao Qian: Yes, sir…cvDZcyGisWIrwoHPTOYWqmUykyIATl
KYhscCyvTJYkwus**82. What’s the most exhausting thing about “H”?**AxDwfXHSiKEVSdyiWWXTJimwlOKztb
oYviXrbUOlKaSfoQue Siming: Convincing him to keep going.yOVAzAFQIWpMxsPYIBzuhaMKQozamG
oIUfJDxfEUvoCPBJinbao: Begging him to stop.kAfJogbFRPTRvBMmlcRwKDXPqgkrUr
paomDUSpfTBtSXg**83. Where’s the most thrilling or exciting place you’ve had “H” so far?**GgWhSPHDYXUrVwbfyaIQpzdZtgwwml
CknlrHtQslCljkXQue Siming: Every time is exciting, but thrilling? Little Tiger, we haven’t had enough of those experiences yet, have we?ALEQUqbayifnHCMFjqYqSksdZaXQrQ
fHXqnKpvaPBhiCeJinbao: Get lost!NUjKnUOlttBgzAybdQyiSHHTtOpqrF
duPFpOEUfUaozzY**84. Has the bottom ever initiated?**PlmBMMeTNdgwITcTIGPKztUGCvoNAc
wtUSjgQMawtXystQue Siming: Almost never.mONEdaXtZJuuTSXzohEDsNqBkHyOFH
idesJAgbEhlBFmU**85. How does the top react when the bottom initiates?**VvDUsEAtWFxWTVjZhfUnojKwdAdTbh
CcuKOhRaBRaTEpSQue Siming: Whether he initiates or not, I always get excited.YWgpfNgRdVqZQpcxIirzwUCisMMOXi
ApJRxJurEifXpru**86. Has the top ever forced it on the bottom?**jasIJesrqrEELDbptQEHZegmsRLKKJ
kSNjBomoTpPBjdQQue Siming: I said to skip this! Are you deaf?eWDDiejtdlejOuyaUbnGIarTCCLRAy
yvPhvzMehjTBMUpJinbao: The first time was, you scumbag.irHWgKYhHYzQDgFcabqtcwmFomyptq
UTXVIBVljiRqmCBQue Siming: Who told you to piss me off, forgetting all about me and even flirting with women!RoAReOCCdzcdsLnnWBtgRQKQPHWhDv
fszaoPqIFJmkXtRJinbao: It wasn’t intentional, and I wasn’t flirting with her. But no matter what, you shouldn’t have forced it!YJPeTbPewpMnqAGvingPfhbZcQKjAy
fyvjRPoMZoAmsNCQue Siming, shrugging nonchalantly: What are you going to do about it?ULUfmmMlCDwLFbgEQUIgNswUhhqEvh
ZQOfBHacZvRvAwcJinbao grits his teeth in frustration.xLmtJEqhrziGxvMMAKRdOTKaeYuTJh
LMzRtYPWVAwFKjL**87. How did the bottom react at that time?**cTfIuTFDpOrKhgQFBFDBQgabutfdEl
qhfbsqNvGMZdyJaLao Qian, trembling under Que Siming’s glare, skips the question tearfully.FGLLRyGRbLoDdfiBVPGUlbuLbaJjMG
PrBUUhJnjdXFKYS**88. Do you have an ideal type for a sexual partner?**JzYHiIhqTxpspNgLfNJjBfvEjMVFsp
yhwqpNgVlrtmhoHQue Siming: Someone just like him.HOlAtLGRgsMbhirMFkwjNTqrGZTWuX
AshHAFoySjoscpgJinbao: I originally thought it would be a gentle girl.zZwBgNFUCZjWyBXPaoqORhxhQqrULW
RGtGqWKKJIEvwnD**89. Does the other person meet your ideal?**dztlSTyGLxMRUNJsBCBezyQdAmJcWG
MpXZBlduQhKEBfXQue Siming: Yes.dxdtdZxIzQseJyuIlZnURRHaSCsILQ
HMusjXDagBzRUfFJinbao: There’s a bit of a gap, but… but it’s fine as it is.ruBHtEjyGczFXcplJVMfNfMMrmrzid
qVEAtYazOzLZwGE**90. Do you use any props during “H”?**wqCgxkDvcZwAPweZvfjShdJXBjDJyt
IbWYhEHduwMRGypQue Siming: I’m working on it, but I’ll use them eventually.AgbXxCsmThZfDPshpiYWhSlyGtHYOD
BqChhknNoAQEfeWJinbao: Over my dead body!aQEFMeNBSrysOGpNiUBTeuCEBmSStW
JQDkwzJFvbFrvKA**91. When was your first time (age)?**gOPgleczELTvcQNppwwWGrnQkObKfN
iEtvHQYrwluRrupQue Siming: Sixteen, I think.sIfWSPKKQMXymKACTxxJklSZgnJhvZ
aKPtZfDMqGEWLMHJinbao: Nineteen.fQpdaKxPjkYGWYPktTXfWtQebAYIpl
AmahkJnVQDDiWkZ**92. Was it with your current lover?**hTjvKeoqhqqadvZaVKzKftmnUpeOhh
ebYWdksolwluKeeQue Siming: No.jnxsuEiNfbbXRFpbbGWSDjuUTRwiKo
cQKJCBHXOWQWsUnJinbao: Yes.EuXFmcCXaQjNJyakHXujHctSyUYjZE
zqellfKYDJtHZyK**93. Where do you most like to be kissed?**egGqRbgDfRcauiwvHZiUBydVfZXTvZ
udjdjozljtdcuzwQue Siming: Down below, but he refuses to.ngsPGHNCsosttFJddajpfQCZbcqfkO
MjnTQcUqmNBTplIJinbao: My neck.TXrZhFOrzfqMosRnfuCZCWwZRUaioO
ufqgQMzXAkfCnAW**94. Where do you most like to kiss the other person?**UniqLNUNsVUOXUHzndLijnxDimnoqS
XvmCTDjeriqXCHqQue Siming: His neck and mouth.AkIegBEadmZsNQaSFCqaesxkUEyjen
pKxzmHeyePkjyVXJinbao: His mouth.nWwMDLxfNZdeOopZzRVqssNSchPDJh
gPkDxcrZYwzoUEA**95. When during “H” is the other person the most pleased?**cDyvQpvKfNwHCJkjDhhzahPAfNzMyM
fnNcrKYdLXZlCZFQue Siming: When we’re kissing and doing it at the same time.rOJQbBMVTwdLnDPJKCJUZQNgqdDhRM
aCusLQdZsFyuRXIJinbao: It’s always when I’m about to pass out that he seems to get the most excited.cifKkxrzfZFLjgMgNBEinmkozhUoTa
pCUcLuHElCDttCb**96. What do you think about during “H”?**CQtcQjvFKxRJDNiVRHhNgssFoFyVkl
BZWADscasqxvXFDQue Siming: How to bully him even more.NQLRhAUPKRPgrzyITevYZDAbhLSxnL
QqFsNVgtodcTDtBJinbao: When will it be over?DWdmuVwfKDDqQhKfjLfmZbslZoROmu
FtHwGzqSXVOUJlT**97. How many times do you usually do it in one night?**CmKLBhNHHfjgWghFIkoFocAnGemesO
BGPNMTIykabWIIGQue Siming: Ideally four times.AUrHFSyQqOEWhmMInCFmqYGGAhOHgR
VGOUgdwDtQUuIJZJinbao: I usually can’t keep count.QundxdssRZiKIIlmSuPXctlBGsWcPG
HaJIHGJkCLnFQAa**98. Do you undress yourself during “H” or let the other person do it?**qVlvSAjMYXNHzfsmXpZELrSpZBHWrh
IvzxzJfTCzjUywgQue Siming: I like undressing him.eYmjKCfkbYDgDYGVedSABOwKRxkkvX
sAehMAOuhEGXRPD99. What does ‘H’ mean to you?HKChNNvTzZoEfrJpjEycFMYQPWwGUx
njSzKRyDuAvxYNyQue Siming: What do two grown men get so close for? Obviously, to do *that*.ImXCYUwfqXyNfcDiUHrNozzoxmWiks
JSCyhGekJzyVxqHJinbao: It’s, uh, a pretty good thing.pDfDPOQWoWckUujgXnVIpcUHMeoTor
hQSaNTqVuIucJlr100. You’ve worked hard! Now, say the one thing you most want to tell the other person!RHpNTBINxETKCqxsFrhZvHDmnhqPqN
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