This official is so weak

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Chapter 2

Ning Rushen exited the palace gates, where the carriage from the Ning residence was already waiting.JkshnuwlQFWixcmsQaCjLvpRzJmvHC

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A middle-aged man in his forties jumped down from the carriage, his honest face showing a hint of joy. He bowed towards him and said, “My Lord!”MKPxFsgqZLNXXlWnUEsPFJrGnklHUi

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The man opposite him was instantly shocked, “My Lord! I am Yan Min, your old servant!”rSNXYnptJzNqKpdDtgCMjnzJLfBkgX

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Ning Rushen looked at his attire and tentatively asked, “Oh… Steward Yan?”WxngqrcvfwJjUNpEpzuicRDyqbLFRA

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Ning Rushen smiled slightly, “You look different from usual today. I didn’t recognize you at first.” After saying this, he boarded the carriage, leaving Yan Min standing there, touching his old face, utterly confused.QguvHRWpDYYcfPEVQyUvfSPVPwgdhR

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Inside the carriage, refreshments and tea were already prepared, and incense was burning.PBjyCsumqBxRBmHJUfLzOMqnqBtDvv

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He casually grabbed a handful of walnuts and started cracking them with a loud crunch, while calling out to Yan Min, “Let’s go.”aTYKFeOrIcZndUHfjCWJsShmKDFZqo

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After traveling a few meters, a sharp, thin voice suddenly came from behind, “Lord Ning—Lord Ning, wait!”lbTDPkOMnRHPETjFpbUrrlidWKLqhF

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Ning Rushen felt a sudden unease creeping up.OZLkIQbUJLSwUWdtvynsOZwudexTbD

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He stood up, banging on the door in urgency, “Uncle Yan, quickly, speed up!”uLtVzbaZamkCPaSFtQcFBSdfaZOHsB

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“Uh, My Lord, but I think I heard…”nEOZZZZDoNfmVVJREeCjTPrQwSXJUO

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“Lord Ning… Lord Ning! The emperor summons… His Majesty…” The voice behind was getting closer, now trembling with heavy breaths.tZZdIXWLIIpQKjzywIVliucoyevNoe

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Ning Rushen took a deep breath and swiftly lifted the carriage curtain, poking his head out, only to be met with Dequan’s pale, sweaty face from running.TauJatlSlpBgdubTguYYbTFIaAZLyF

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Dequan, catching his breath, raised his hand with a delicate gesture, playfully pointing at Ning Rushen, “Oh dear, Lord Ning, you sure are hard to deal with~”OuKCiykdevtFWpmEaNZqYMIrXhFqLE

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Ning Rushen smiled politely: …FeoqMxyiOPQxscHVShByMPKLHeFunw

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Walking from the palace gates deeper into the imperial grounds, the path was flanked by gold-tiled roofs and red walls. After passing through a side door, they stepped onto a winding path lined with pear trees, their blossoms piled like jade and snow.rSTSvbFfYgQOKHKtAPOaSxBCyvkioX

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Ning Rushen glanced around, quietly sighing to himself:TqAKcocKmDduLupFnLqBDtfhJyWIKM

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In this spring courtyard, these pear trees make a fine resting place for a corpse.uBlFZbbPEkXUrhKUsOwuZMRMXkgtbm

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Once he goes in, there’s a good chance he won’t come out…PaNPQsGuxzLfatiLEmuUsvamDSSero

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“Why the sigh, My Lord?” Dequan asked with a smile.VUBkrvuaPipQnTDBWBzLGGjRQoJyOL

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Ning Rushen shook his head, raising his hand to point at the most flourishing pear tree, “I like this one.” If he were to be buried, he might as well pick a spot in advance.MEogAcYcSAzXSIdfOvFSfnFqaHWeVm

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“Everything in this palace, down to the grass and trees, belongs to His Majesty,” Dequan replied with a smile, “If you like it, perhaps after receiving a reward, you could ask for a branch or two from His Majesty.”mOEBkyixyLwYgtgjjiQeuUSgfWzXrj

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Ning Rushen’s heart surged with mixed emotions.fESVBWVBZXhrKejCKgyOBpaeORUkfD

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He might actually survive to see another day.tshTeAPIrGkpspRUmpOqqaPZcHONXa

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“Thank you for your kind words, Eunuch.”CjQIzfRZMpbiBbKaNKQxEivtndGNIy

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As they talked, they quickly arrived at the entrance to the Imperial Study. Dequan stopped at the door, bowing slightly, “Lord Ning, please enter. This servant will not go in.”teiFkdwTfZOYmRfebirsQrbpMrZxPe

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Ning Rushen nodded, recalling the palace protocols. He reached into his sleeve and pulled out a handful of nuts, skillfully slipping them into Dequan’s hand. “I’ll leave it to you, Eunuch.”eqhDdryIVIECctEqbCUTfwCNSlHpyP

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After tidying his sleeves, he stepped into the Imperial Study.KVIXRmvYlTBAvbnUMFkorlyyEhDSXq

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The doors closed behind him, and Dequan, unable to resist, opened his palm: a few small walnuts sat there, with one even half-cracked.qZCKfgVENInIdJKgVuJvPOjHcmFOLH

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Crunch. Dequan’s smile cracked.XzGNGLYULthGmJQALqehvldOqaiDNN

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Inside the Imperial Study.TtsvibbZWzpCbfsWPMpTBrSBEhUejJ

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The mahogany desk was neatly arranged with high-quality paperweights, brushes, and ink, while a few pear blossoms in a white porcelain vase added a touch of elegant brightness to the otherwise solemn room.hOHvsTRZthrRZZnjkgudrfDvCqtkKO

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Li Wuting, dressed in dark robes, sat behind the desk, his brows slightly furrowed.ZDTBPGMRCzGvjDHVIycQdlCQovEBmS

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Standing before him was a man in luxurious robes, exuding an air of nobility and charm, whose features bore a faint resemblance to Li Wuting. He was none other than the second prince of the late emperor, Prince Xuan, Li Yingtang.FZnMlWGkHKRDdtMxudInQOaRspcFua

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Li Yingtang fiddled with a pear branch, “Your Majesty, what was that about during today’s ceremony?”XZQRBkxHKFGePsMLHJKwJLROpndqzi

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Li Wuting lightly tapped his fingers on the desk, without replying.FSmLFOkdVKBnDzQAAhnkwPOZsLJzBQ

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Li Yingtang glanced at him, then sighed, trying to persuade, “I don’t know what crime Ning Chen committed, but right now, all the meritorious ministers in court are united. He contributed to your ascension and had the late emperor’s decree. Dealing with him too casually might look like killing the donkey after the grinding is done…”LqwegIYsljSyVBcDYNavbMmFBYcUls

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“Brother, I know what I’m doing.” Li Wuting finally spoke.nkVvahyEtiJawMAWmzXlaoxFyNZjVr

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Li Yingtang looked at him, thought for a moment, and smiled, “Perhaps I’m overthinking it.”jfHYDJJagirqBflrZRqjmHXBPBUcno

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“Your Majesty,” a voice from outside reported, “Scholar Ning requests an audience.”ZXwxesVKjHLshcQbqnEbqMoTAJxTMb

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Li Yingtang withdrew his hand and bowed, “I shall take my leave.”uooYmHrwCfycEEtONOYbptMGQZJNfB

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Ning Rushen followed the eunuch towards the Imperial Study, only to encounter someone coming out halfway.njlubqpEeIssfKPLrlhCfcbvbkUHZm

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The person carried an unmistakable air of imperial nobility, with features resembling Li Wuting. However, there was a faint scar at the corner of his eye, a minor flaw on otherwise perfect jade.GrIzGwFngKbMzkXShhUtlOybsIJzcD

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He recognized this man as Prince Xuan, recently titled during the grand ceremony. “Greetings, Your Highness.”TWFSUIxCRrvEeOhSHpZQyMZDLlNMtn

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Li Yingtang greeted him amiably, “Lord Ning.”RxkSWaRBhuApGnJBtPFxxMeOGyNFAa

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Neither exchanged further pleasantries.kJqLOgTHaGekNNMpefQrWsfZNieJlE

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They passed each other, and soon Ning Rushen found himself inside the Imperial Study, where Li Wuting was seated behind a desk, eyes focused on the paper before him.qIvDqsXPFVABkhntNpnSBVxCFvMvRA

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Ning Rushen bowed deeply, “Your Majesty.”ANRPeMCliDdhPusWpMmDReRoDYoixN

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There was a moment of silence before a cold voice drifted forward, “I heard that Lord Ning took a fall today and hit his head?”UoexdPwggZPQexolSDBflBTDZarzgk

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Ning Rushen: … Who the hell tattled?lTvhjCRbdjRgGZJOtskvRZVCeWQLuA

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With a look of embarrassment, he replied, “Your servant is clumsy.”PSZVgCwNhEzRInkarbHZyMIKBNvkRz

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Li Wuting put down his pen, giving him a light glance, “Lord Ning is known for his agility, how could you be so careless?”zBNuHVdSLcJKsgnSacsDrGlkwyMjzt

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Ning Rushen: “…”vYqLflluQrvbhNLkhmFfBQIGHXYwuh

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Was it his imagination, or did that sound sarcastic?pNiRinkrzsKIZPoXVaEoPSIUBTrjLR

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A faint, chilling breeze brushed against him, and he felt the emperor’s gaze resting heavily on him.iCNetjshdXoPRSzbeJuoyodZZChcMj

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Lowering his lashes, Ning Rushen coughed dramatically and shakily knelt, “Is His Majesty blaming me? I deserve a thousand deaths… Cough, cough, cough!”fGdcVWNnlrklschWsqAJzyrmgIizcL

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Li Wuting silently watched him from behind the desk.afESHAicDdLeCevqqqZACaPIkbbadE

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The oversized crimson court robe draped over Ning Rushen’s kneeling figure made him appear weak and fragile. His bony back was faintly visible, while his black hair, like spilled ink, cascaded down his back.LtzRuwMmVSRaNCeuxFAlyMZPToIfyy

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His tightly clenched fingers pressed against his lips as his coughing fit turned his face red.nyPlZwNYkhAfVnxVvvEajwKoGjrmrb

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It didn’t seem like he was faking it entirely.jArtkBKwHGnlYpyNqpiiOZqmMATyRl

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Ning Rushen, choking on his own saliva, blinked through watery eyes when suddenly a pair of dark boots with gold-trimmed edges appeared in his vision.sIaBNrBzLkUkQQdmAcddWvaiHQFqvK

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“It seems I have frightened Lord Ning.”eDGNfONmoggpIYEYrbdErgWFkEthdD

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“…?” Ning Rushen lifted his tearful eyes, “Your Majesty?”tEBalUMGKhcjPluJTjKNCyAAfNJZUx

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His slightly moist eyes appeared clear and innocent, filled with confusion. Li Wuting met his gaze for a moment before calmly stating, “I summoned you today to discuss your official duties.”AgTUFtoMbAuaAaPEAuOXWVKguSkfCe

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Official duties?gXudRsyTfFfZeeqPTApCnARFCzFGoU

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Ning Rushen was instantly reminded: Oh right, he was here to resign!JQhopIrCcEryMXVWKgYnxFOWssCQIq

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Li Wuting continued, “Since Lord Ning seems to have suffered a serious head injury, you won’t be able to handle the duties at the Hanlin Academy. Starting tomorrow…”tGwJkqiyImrlZSAVOSGZBKFLbHGXBa

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Ning Rushen, unable to hold back his excitement, interjected, “I was just planning to retire and return to my hometown—”ioqcPGFcjZbYnjreMDiNVKaNBNUdYC

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“…you’ll report to the Imperial Study.”tekouVRDyMfzNtPkhTeTfWbGRtBOaA

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Both voices overlapped.vUfRiUxWJRWIzRQvNPCbWtPZjidkVL

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The room fell into an awkward silence as the two men stared at each other, one standing, the other kneeling.jAkEbQYdgiLvIEfKwVPDhmQfQWpOqq

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Li Wuting looked at him calmly, “What was it you just said, Lord Ning?”LaogoemwRetwVcbkXkQChhuYbctetD

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Ning Rushen’s lips trembled slightly.rjHKibNyoZcLHOzZmAHCOJbkQqKAWI

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He really wanted to ask what in the world Li Wuting had just said!DUpGyuFYumcYuVoMsJJpNWWipXHUWL

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“You mean…” Ning Rushen pressed a hand to his temple, dizziness overcoming him, “Did I mishear? You meant I could retire, right?”KFPXturXdNGLqoYcIbnSPgmoOnZpCd

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Suddenly, Li Wuting crouched down in front of him, his cold gaze leveling with Ning Rushen’s. A warm, rough hand gripped Ning Rushen’s chin, lifting his face upward—JFejXwVqHKJRLUobYRMeRumrEtjVYg

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“Mm…”CwAoHEulJnfXfnwDxMsYmnUfIwDrxm

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Ning Rushen’s slightly pale face came fully into view before Li Wuting’s eyes.cNNAJtRTrHkdpDJjWVNnHPyLkcPWwm

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Li Wuting’s voice was soft, “Would Lord Ning really be willing to retire?”KMOdoepZpDJFtJcafvRBrtlLXwEAEE

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“What?” Caught off guard by the chin grab, Ning Rushen’s eyelashes fluttered, and his lips parted like a fish gasping for air.zCVeGpRPvbKOCMhrzhiQZSREjFUTCk

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His shallow breaths brushed lightly against the calloused skin of Li Wuting’s hand.DcPVFiCsZhbsphOMVzZClwFQYLQVEo

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Li Wuting’s gaze swept over Ning Rushen’s expression. The skin beneath his fingers was soft and cool, reminiscent of the white pear blossoms in the courtyard, delicate enough to be crushed with just a little more pressure.dbbFGAzZudNAiSPWAUuLyWrDSHkzat

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In the deafening silence of the Imperial Study, the sound of falling needles could be heard.ytLUPMoSjSkGUaqvYTlrzBCCryQfDg

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The eunuchs and palace maids had long since dropped to their knees, not daring to make a sound.sMrjzAYjGeyfoABATJVFROulrblyAO

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Amid the tense quiet, Ning Rushen, finally unable to hold back, carefully sniffed, trying to clear the runny nose caused by his coughing fit, “Sniff—”PAnLquENRJHotSSRhZHBwxGFpkFyaS

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He glanced up at the emperor’s expression and cautiously asked, “If… there’s a retirement pension?”bmcnJnXPvzXDUtOjXlcgCiiCvjMkMR

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Li Wuting: “…”OJNydGqmzcXKyNOXucsxRgnnbWzBeB

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After a long pause, the grip on Ning Rushen’s face loosened, leaving two faint red marks where the emperor’s hand had pressed.IVzTYXbAUVSaKMNhTUmAGLmpilQxZs

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Li Wuting glanced at Ning Rushen, slightly curling his lips. “I was joking.”JsQDAHYPVxogDrrSHxvtaAsTTTwOBC

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With that, he stood up and returned to his desk, picking up a brush to continue writing. “Lord Ning was appointed by the late emperor as a minister to assist the new reign. How could I discard such a meritorious servant like worn-out shoes?”hfyWJXxgAzUYLyfczGVaIaLiSZFQRB

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Ning Rushen: …IjETtMOFBuYuSaGYFtVlmfVzDnctal

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Then what was all that nonsense about? He had been toying with him the whole time.tEnvzfxcVcoOnOalrKxYsJebWGBSEx

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After finishing the document, Li Wuting dusted off the paper where the seal had been placed. “Take the decree, Lord Ning.”ukFBVgLVNBVnyISKAPKSGvQgLuaHnj

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Ning Rushen’s fingertips trembled. “…Your servant thanks Your Majesty.”TDlkHJeMqGkhsuyuMqdOaTasVuYtXV

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Ning Rushen exited the Imperial Study.UrVzEHIwjHjAdDLCNKfZBvWMDlGfBf

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He flashed a pitiful smile at Dequan, who stood outside looking rather confused, then glanced up at the sky and drifted away as if in a daze.HHcqiSHMuSMxghkwOYVwivGFDTMnNu

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Dequan, puzzled by the strange smile, thought to himself: Did he get sent to the imperial prison?qtDIYytTUETtgaCohSzgsbGqMeFeby

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“Dequan.” A low voice called from within the study.EJTPeSOwZOttYagCPDbDfyeqLSbbCA

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“Yes, Your Majesty!” Dequan quickly pulled himself together, bowing and hurrying inside. When he reached the emperor’s desk, he saw Li Wuting frowning over official documents. “What are your orders, Your Majesty?”UxTHvWUtNDoNOTlhzzJZvcGgVUIsFO

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Without looking up, Li Wuting asked, “What did Ning Chen slip you?”CqVJuMlfilurvObiSRusQIjbfhmvTO

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His calm tone carried a sharpness that sent a chill down Dequan’s spine.CmUDCfrYvexedpLeYBKoxtiWaogEGA

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In an instant, Dequan shuddered and dropped to his knees with a thud! Cold sweat dripped down his face.VLAVeqknqHXptWiZLxnePReJOilpcC

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Giving gifts to palace servants was an unspoken rule—at best, it was a tip, but at worst, it was bribery before the emperor. It could cost one their head.txRSnTHlEmihlJjGYxdZIoCGGbFWTD

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Dequan trembled like a leaf.UnbbbuTzDSrHBSJYpaemRWqYvdurre

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Li Wuting glanced up. “Put it here. I won’t pursue the matter.”FSMJntgWelWIGSUlKhTOiIvkaXPvYr

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“Y-Yes, Your Majesty.”MsAgohIkunwvulnLmtLCMasecZHcOY

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Under the weight of the emperor’s gaze, Dequan shakily pulled out a handful of small walnuts from his sleeve, letting them clatter onto the desk—mSBjEwrWrXrqABRqVMIdHxTdlafWCk

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Then, he collapsed onto the floor, sobbing as he confessed, “Your Majesty, the walnuts Lord Ning bribed me with… there are four and a half in total, not a single one missing! Please, Your Majesty, have mercy!”fcAZExIjRCYlmWXQDpmhvNRUkWSjjq

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Li Wuting: “…”QbVRMtGTIpjYxqEIoSvYfBZvbzmdDc

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Sunfish

There seems to be a sentence missing in the beginning? MC should have asked him who he was, right? The servant reacts as if the MC said something,
Thanks for the Chapter!

emy

this is so hilarious already. thank you for translating!